Boxing Bootcamp: Day 3

(Pictured: steak)

So I was physically sore yesterday, all over my body, even in my feet, but this morning when I woke up (it was 4:30, thank you, and I'll keep reminding you how early I wake up until my fingers bleed) the full-body, aching throb was too much to bare. So I crawled out of bed moaning like someone pathetic and weak and sick, near tears, whining, waking up my roommates (I assume) and praying My God, My God, please make this terrible pain stop. The Lord then suggested I inhale a couple Advil and shut the fuck up, so I did (I took 6), and it was Good.

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