Did you see that? Beer destroys bodies!
Personal health observations aside, since it doesn't seem like anyone's going to throw me a hundred dollars to get an expert nutritionist's opinion on what a mid-sized, kinda over weight white dude should be eating in San Francisco, the plan for today is to get a nutritionist on the phone to speak with me about what I should be eating. But, alas, that's in stall mode — I called the first fifteen who showed up in a Google search, and everyone seems to be in kickboxing class, so no go, yet. Waiting for calls back. More updates as the day goes on.