Donate a Toy for Christmas, Get a Beer or a Lap Dance

Let the reindeer games begin.

In San Francisco, we are apparently more charitable when we are a little drunk. Hell, we would even donate a toy or two to a needy kid if we're promised a lap dance in exchange. 

C'mon. Like the kids will know the difference.

We've gone out before to the Hustler Club in North Beach, where, along with many other strip clubs in the city, the owners donate the house proceeds during one “benefit” stripping song to the Fire Fighters Union Toy Drive. (“Strippers, toys, and homeless kids! Everybody wins!” exclaimed one dude.)

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