Parking the train in the tunnel is, apparently, something 4 percent of us have never done.
Parking the car in the tunnel turns out to be a lot less fun, especially if you're a late-night Muni patron.
The revelation that the man who inexplicably drove his car into the Muni tube by Duboce Park was not drunk or high is both refreshing and beguiling.
“Yeah, I know, I'm an idiot,” the Examiner reported the man telling police. “I thought it was the Geary Underpass.”