Somewhere in Noe Valley, a teenage girl has three T-shirts fewer than usual, and it’s due to a man entering her home Monday evening to steal nothing but those items.
A man slipped into the home on the 500 block of 27th Street, near Billy Goat Hill, around 8:30 p.m. on Monday night. Described as age 35 to 40, he simply “took a few shirts and fled,” or so reads the brief but confounding police crime blurb released on Tuesday.
The shirts belong to a 16-year-old girl and no arrest was made. Police were not immediately available for additional details.