There are some bars you walk into hoping for a glass of wine and tapas. There are other bars you walk into hoping for a beer and a blow job. And then there are the bars you walk into because you just want to get royally shitfaced. Dirty Thieves is in that last category. I have no idea why. Of all the scuzzy bars in this town — places that are merely alcohol delivery stations disguised as businesses — why does Thieves Tavern inspire such a strong urge in me to drink shot after shot of cheap... More >>>