You can always tell how your friends really feel about you when they set you up on a blind date. Apparently my friends view me as a female Marty Feldman: How else to explain the parade of Men Whose Eyeballs Wander Off in Different Directions Like the Bedouin? I'm talking about lazy eye, folks. Then there are the plain old fat guys, to whom I must be attracted because I myself carry some extra baggage. Actually, I do like bigger guys, but that needn't be the only criterion for us to hit it off. Dudes who are big and attend a lot of sporting events, who think Adam Sandler is funny, and who live with their... More >>>