Just the other day, a friend of mine was commenting on the strange disappearance of "Old People Restaurants" like Lyon's and Denny's. I still see Denny's now and then, but the Lyon's chain must've been built upon an adjustable rate mortgage or something, because the skeletal remains of its Mike Brady–designed dining rooms are all that remain. It is quite possible that its largest customer base, the cottage-cheese-and-hamburger-patty over-90 crowd, all died, finally reaching the dregs of that bottomless cup of... More >>>