One must approach Chinatown with a certain cognitive dissonance. I realized this when I spent the night there recently. I left my friend's apartment to throw something out at 10 p.m. and noticed a strange movement out of the corner of my eye — an undulation where normally there would be none. Upon further inspection I saw what can only be described as a teeming horde of bloodthirsty rats in piranha mode, having a smorgasbord... More >>>