For most of us insecure (that is, normal) adolescents, Prom Night meant Prom Nightmare. A minefield of potential humiliation, it began weeks in advance with the dreaded question of who to ask (or be asked by), involved a significant cash outlay, and culminated with a cheesy evening salvaged by a few laughs and a deep kiss. This litany of awkwardness is heaven on a stick compared to the tortures endured by the “hero” of the 2009... More >>>