Feeling blue because your lover left you for another? Social Anxiety Disorder got you so down low that the once-vibrant water cooler gossip seems petty and vacuous? Don't despair. The proselytizers of better living through chemistry can help with handfuls of Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors like Prozac and its kin. Never mind that Littleton ringleader Eric Harris was taking his prescribed dosage of Luvox at the time of his shooting spree -- he was an aberration. Besides, we all know that drugs are good. In no time, SSRIs will streamline those obnoxious mood swings so you can once again experience life as it was meant to be lived. The alternative is moaning into your six-string about truth and lies and love lost long ago à la Pall Jenkins of the Black Heart Procession.... More >>>