Mo Better is wearing a scarlet tutu, white tights, and a sailor cap crown, which is fitting, since she's the reining Rutabaga Queen. Beyond her a 20-ft metal rhino is launched into the Humboldt Bay. Incredibly, the thing doesn't sink. The crew inside pedals furiously and the rhino glides across the water. Behind them, a female crew wearing fuchsia wigs prepares Freedom, a massive pink elephant, for launch. At the end of the dock, a giant squid with bulging eyes sits on top of an orange lobster, and a pit crew... More >>>