Rock 'n' roll is the emu oil of 2003. Its supply so far exceeds demand that record companies are starting to look like the befuddled ranchers of the mid-'90s, who were forced to free their stocks of giant flightless birds all over Texas' Hill Country when the beasts' commercial viability was exposed as a myth. But perhaps more than with emus, the value of rock bands varies from one to another -- and the Distillers are a... More >>>