I can always tell when I've had a long night of intense, near-fatal drinking when I wake up in the morning and my testicles are the size of tennis balls. I don't know why this occurs, but it does, and more often than I'd prefer to admit (if there are any doctors reading this, please e-mail me to explain this curious condition). Last week, having awakened with a fierce headache and still-ringing ears, I realized it had... More >>>
"I did, however, take notes. This is what
they look like."