We know, we know. Those two lost humpbacks Delta and Dawn have already gotten more than their fair share of media attention. But after reading the bazillions of updates chronicling their saga while attempting to drive them back to the ocean from the delta — the underwater siren songs of other humpback whales used in an attempt to lure them back to the Pacific Ocean, the flotilla of boats meant to herd them home, the clanging cacophony of metal pipes, spraying them with fire hoses — we couldn't help but think: There's just gotta be an... More >>>