Food NetworkWe're pretty sure it's been eating at you in those quiet moments, like when you wake up at 3 a.m. and just can't drift off to sleep again: Tyler Florence's ginormous fork is still missing from the sign of his Mill Valley tchotchke emporium.
Fans of the Marin native and incandescent Food Network star haven't been passively despairing. Wag Michelle Madison posted several suggestions on Food Network Humor: massive spork, mudflap babes, even a skewered Andrew Zimmern. Our suggestion? Ho