Angela Lutz

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    February 14, 2012

    Candy Heart Valentine's Day Graffiti Might Make Lonely Folks Feel Better

    You know how candy corn tastes like sugary candles, and Peeps taste like sugary foam, and candy hearts are pretty much just sugary chalk? Over on our sister blog The Exhibitionist, our funny, talented, and entirely un-housebroken writer Angela Lutz has put the hearts-are-just-chalk theory to the tes ... More >>

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    February 8, 2012
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    February 7, 2012

    Alcatraz Recap: Secrets from The Rock Start to Add Up

    Kicking down a door is harder than it looks. Trust me, I've tried, but despite my drunken persistence the most I managed to accomplish was busting a jagged hole through one layer of plywood. Another time I tried to boot my way into an ex-boyfriend's apartment while fueled by rage and adrenaline (he ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2012

    5 Tips for Feeling Like You've Accomplished Something By 30

    ​I know it's bad form, but sometimes I still want to eat as much junk food as possible as quickly as possible. Last night, for example, while in line at the grocery store, I wanted to grab as many Kit Kats and Twizzlers as I could carry and shovel them into my face hole on the drive home. In the s ... More >>

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    January 24, 2012

    Alcatraz Recap: Strange Story Hitting Its Stride

    ​When I reread last week's recap of the first two episodes of Alcatraz, I realized that shit sounded wack. But, you guys, we're dealing with a show that, as far as I can tell, is about maybe ghost/zombie/cryogenically frozen/time-traveling inmates who have returned from 1963, when Alcatraz closed ... More >>

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    January 17, 2012

    Alcatraz: Inmates Return from Dead, Start Shit in S.F.

    Because it became too expensive to house nearly 250 criminals on a rock in the middle of the ocean, Alcatraz officially shut down in 1963... or did it? And after it shut down, all of the inmates were transferred to other prisons... or were they? In the new J.J. Abrams-produced supernatural thrille ... More >>

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