BMW AG

Blind Spot: A Motorcycle Death Raises Unanswerable Questions

Police Chief Greg Suhr to Explain Why Cops Shot a Teen

The San Francisco police chief has invited everyone to an open forum tonight where they can get all their questions answered about the recent officer-involved shooting, where cops wounded an 18-year-old boy. Police Chief Greg Suhr will recap the Wednesday night incident where the suspect led cops ... More >>

Police Shoot Teen After He Allegedly Hit a Cop With His Car

Last night four San Francisco cops shot an 18-year-old man who was wanted in connected with an armed carjacking after the suspect allegedly reversed his car into an officer during a car chase. Sgt. Michael Andraychak says at about 6:49 p.m., four cops were patrolling the housing projects in the Ba ... More >>

Horny Americans Say They Are Totally Satisfied by Condom Sex

This news should bring some long-lasting pleasure to San Francisco's condom crusaders who are trying to blanket the city with free rubbers: The nation's sexually active report being just as excited when using rubbers during sex as they are during bare-backing sessions. A new study published in The ... More >>

Police Release Photo of Oliver Lorenzo Lopez, Man Accused of Getting Drunk and Crashing Into Cop

San Francisco police have released the mug shot of 22-year-old Oliver Lorenzo Lopez, who was arrested after allegedly getting hammered and crashing into a cop in the Mission District. The incident happened at about 12:48 a.m. on Monday. Lopez was traveling in his BMW west on 19th Street at a "high ... More >>

Public Influence: The Immortalization of an Anonymous Death

Barred from Freedom: How Pretrial Detention Ruins Lives

Local Man Claims BMW Ride Gave Him a Permanent Boner

Turns out BMWs aren't always a chick magnet.Sadly, a San Francisco man had to find out the hard way how unpleasurable a BMW ride can be -- literally. According to a lawsuit filed in San Francisco this week, Henry Wolf says his BMW motorcycle's ridge-like seat gave him a "severe case of priapism," ot ... More >>

Occupy Wall Street West Trying Hard to Occupy the Financial District, 19 Arrested

(Update) 3:50 p.m.: It looks like the madness is moving down Marker Street, where protesters are blocking traffic. So yeah, your commute home will suck. The Occupy Party bus has arrived, and is headed toward the Civic Center, it appears. Meanwhile, Wells Fargo is playing it smart and has boarded up ... More >>

That’s Radical

Do It (Mostly) Yourself

New Jacka Video Tops 1M Views

Baller Status: The Jacka​How dope is Pittsburg rap sensation The Jacka ? His latest album Tear Gas continues to build a ferocious buzz after entering the Billboard Hot 200 at #93. According to his publicist Portia Jackson, the video for his single "Glamorous Lifestyles" (featuring Andre Nickatina) ... More >>

Objects of Affection

Rachael Does SF (Again): Is There a Rachael Ray Bump?

Can this woman solve SF's restaurant downturn?Last week the popular Rachael Ray visited SF on her Food Network show Rachael Ray's Vacation  -- whose intro makes us giggle, as this show is explained as a way for Rachael to "catch her breath"  between working on "30 Minute Meals, ... More >>

Bridge tolls will add stress to casual carpool

Photos: Week on the Street (Part 3)

Video: SF's Top Eccentrics - Dane Johnston

Bay Area Jobs Outlook - Winners, Losers, and Boomers

Friday News Wrap: Grey Goose, Synthetic Urine, Muni And Raquel Welch

Very Cool

Pay to Play

The son of a world—renowned chef says he wanted to reform the phone industry. The feds say he wanted to get rich quick.

Heart Attack

Attempting romantic comedy, Sir Ridley Scott conquers neither

Backhanded Slapstick

Jim Carrey's brand of fun warms a reheated Dick and Jane

Senior Moment

Jan Decleir shines as a senile hit man in The Memory of a Killer

What's Matt Smokin'?

A state assemblyman explains why our columnist is wrong about legislation that would legalize the cultivation of industrial hemp

Triumph of the Will

With the dough he spent on this film, he could have bought a BMW

Letters to the Editor

Week of October 8, 2003

Kamala's Karma

She's smart, she's experienced, and she's running for DA. But she's Willie Brown's ex-girlfriend, and her opponents are trying to crucify her for that.

Ecstasy Is an Art Car

Philo Northrup and his wacky automotive tribe take a road trip to places in California you can't even imagine

The Pain Train

Two years later, a digital-video short film became an overnight ad sensation

Jackie Brown

Aisha Tyler wants to be "an action heroine who is funny and witty and sarcastic and sexy and can kick butt."

Read It and Weep

In answer to the Chronicle, we submit our own list of things that make us cry

Best Way for the City to Fill Underfed Coffers

Strategic Towing on Valencia

Building a Better Burrito

Tlaloc

Night Crawler

Letters

Letters

Dog Bites

Side Dish

Letters

Dog Bites

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

The House of Tudor

Letters

Rural Renewal

Will paving one of S.F.'s last dirt streets improve or ruin east Bernal Heights?

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Blue Light Special

Babaloo does tapas the Cuban way

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Slap Shots

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World