Chuck Norris

One-Manly Show: Nick Offerman Talks Acting, Woodworking, and Bear Fights

"Red Dawn": North Korea (and Audiences) Go Home Unhappy

"The Expendables 2": The Most Mercenery Actors You Know

Tea Party Princess: Victoria Jackson and the Rabid Right

Meet the Bloggers: Gil Riego, Jr.

You read them here, now find out who the hell they are: We give you the diverse group of men and women who cover the local food and drink scene for you on SFoodie. Gil Riego, Jr. Contributes: Food photography (look here, here, and here) You might call Gil Riego, Jr., an omnivore of photography. ... More >>

Nationalist Anarchists to Burn at Least One Koran

About to create a furor again. ​The leader of the Bay Area Nationalist Anarchists, the white nationalist group that got beat down by black bloc anarchists at an immigrant rights march last year, will join the right-wing furor over Sharia law by burning a Koran on Friday at a to-be-disclosed locati ... More >>

Rapping Weatherman Resurfaces (VIDEO)

He's baaaaaack!​You don't need a weatherman to tell you today is looking glorious. You don't need a rapping weatherman -- well, ever. Be that as it may, readers may recall how local TV station and numerology casualty KRON last year saw fit to hire Nick Kosir, the Rapping Weatherman. First, KRON ge ... More >>

Paul: Sci-Fi Comedy Heavy on References, Light on Laughs

Brian Wilson, Machine, Grace 'Tonight Show'

Amazingly, the San Francisco Giants' world championship has led to this moment being broadcast on national TV​All of America is now being treated to an only-in-San Francisco phenomenon: The random Brian Wilson sighting. The photogenic and quote-worthy baseball star -- who, let's not forget, is als ... More >>

Will Bizarre Quake Prediction Come True?

Our past ... and future?​A self-anointed earthquake predicter's bizarre claim that Los Angeles would be rattled by a 6.0 to 7.0 temblor today has nine-odd hours to come true. At the strike of midnight, Luke Thomas of QuakePredictions.com will either become an object of reverence or revulsion. The ... More >>

8 Internet Memes That Just Won't Die

via webhamster.comThe Hamster Dance Back when the Hamster Dance - a series of animated hamsters dancing to Roger Miller's "Whistle Stop" -  hit the Internet in 1998, few people thought it would be the first of a slew of Internet memes that bounce around our collective consciousness with li ... More >>

Dos Equis 'Interesting Man' is Entirely Too Common

Interesting men are all too common latelyI'll admit it -- I listen to a lot of Energy 92.7. And over the past weeks and months, that's meant I've been repeatedly subjected to Dos Equis' "Interesting Man," commercials. You know, the one's about the old guy guy with the spray-on tan w ... More >>

Friday Night: Chuck Norris Party at Milk Bar

Nintendo's Wii Fit ignites yet another fitness fad

And For Dessert: Several Felonies

Art House

Fake News Article Inspires Panic, Tears at Stanford

Stoners Release Collective Sigh: Gimmicky Pot-Enhanced Snack Company Busted

Stoners Release Collective Sigh: Gimmicky Pot-Enhanced Snack Company Busted

Arresting Development

You liked Shaun of the Dead? Then Hot Fuzz will bust a cap in your arse.

Blood, Guts, and Rush

Picking Zombi's brain

Homo for the Holidays

An embittered gay teen creates a Thanksgiving to remember in Ethan Mao

German Heat!

Dieter is here. Fawn, Hollywood agents. Fawn, Dieter says.

Night Crawler