Subject: Darth Vader

• Legislating Newsom's Attendance. And Calling Him A Bitch.

  July 5, 2007

• Bonds Trainer's Attorney Gives Sneak Preview of What He'll Say in Court: Nothing

  Paula Canny says her client Greg Anderson will be seen but not heard once againTrainer's lawyer labels him "The male Susan McDougal," means it in a good way.  Greg Anderson's court appearances have become as predictable as his former employer Barry Bonds' plate appearances with runners on second and third and two outs. Both are guaranteed intentional passes.Anderson has already spent more than a year incarcerated for refusing to spill the beans on Bonds. So, when he's called to testify on F

  February 26, 2009

• My Body, My Self

  Food issues and a bad self-image led our columnist to undergo weight-loss surgery. She's still a mess, but a better-looking one.

  January 2, 2008

• Snow Job

  Someone stop Amanda Bynes from updating another classic

  September 19, 2007

• Yuletide Fear

  December 21, 2005

• Fire Flies

  November 16, 2005

• The Force Runs Its Course

  November 2, 2005

• Sith Is It

  George Lucas at last delivers the Star Wars prequel we've been waiting for

  May 18, 2005

• Darth Vega to the Rescue

  New Chronicle Publisher Frank Vega has been cast as a villain, but he may be just what the Hearst empire needs to defeat the dark forces of the new economy

  May 4, 2005

• The Karmic Kitchen

  April 6, 2005

• House of Tudor

  So long Silke: Come bid farewell to an SF Weekly institution

  August 18, 2004

• BeatBox

  June 9, 2004

• Best New Downtown Public Space

  May 19, 2004

• House of Tudor

  Rap-metal prodigy Schäffer the Darklord plays his swan song (as if you cared).

  March 24, 2004

• War on War Songs

  Iraq and roll don't go together well when rockers protest

  March 26, 2003

• Dragon Ballsy

  Beastly flamers make a man of Christian Bale in Reign of Fire

  July 10, 2002

• The Emperor Strikes Out

  June 26, 2002

• Make Room for Art

  How to protect arts spaces during an economic boom (protests won't do it)

  August 23, 2000

• Matt Smith

  In a Galaxy Far Too Close to Home

  June 28, 2000

• Schmoozing My Religion

  December 29, 1999

• The Man Who Came to Dinner

  June 30, 1999

• Riff Raff

  May 26, 1999

• The Fandom Menace

  Living on the sidewalk for a month. Sleeping with Wookiees. $300 action figures. The new Star Wars isn't just a movie. It's a force that's with us.

  May 5, 1999

• Stage

  November 26, 1997

• Night+Day

  August 20, 1997

• Ewok Don't Run

  March 12, 1997

• Full Force

  February 19, 1997

• The Force Is Almost With You

  January 29, 1997