Dennis Quaid

"Playing for Keeps": Shut It Down, Ladies

"The Words": Somehow Less Exciting Than Its Title

Track (Video) of the Day: Garfunkel & Oates

Hmm...what would a room look like if "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche"? You'd "get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens" and hang out with dudes "doing 'roids til [their] balls get teeny like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace--up inside the weeni ... More >>

Power to the Pedals

Hmm...what would a room look like if "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche"? You'd "get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens" and hang out with dudes "doing 'roids til [their] balls get teeny like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace--up inside the weeni ... More >>

Smart People Depicts Dumbass Brainiacs

Hmm...what would a room look like if "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche"? You'd "get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens" and hang out with dudes "doing 'roids til [their] balls get teeny like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace--up inside the weeni ... More >>

Vantage Point Blocks View of a Good Terrorism Movie

Hmm...what would a room look like if "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche"? You'd "get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens" and hang out with dudes "doing 'roids til [their] balls get teeny like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace--up inside the weeni ... More >>

Capacitor Gets It Right

Hmm...what would a room look like if "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche"? You'd "get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens" and hang out with dudes "doing 'roids til [their] balls get teeny like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace--up inside the weeni ... More >>

Took a Shot

Hmm...what would a room look like if "This Party Took a Turn for the Douche"? You'd "get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means, but it makes me look deep to girls in their teens" and hang out with dudes "doing 'roids til [their] balls get teeny like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace--up inside the weeni ... More >>

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