By Benjamin Wachs
Come on down to San Francisco, boys and girls, where the deals are hot, hot, HOT!
That's right, I'm Crraaaaaaazy Gavin Newsom, and this week everything must go!
We have an ENORMOUS deficit looming up after the holidays and our entire inventory must be cleared out! No deal too big, no savings too small!
See the price tag on this vintage substance abuse treatment center? I'm slashing it in HALF!
How about this neighborhood policing program? Yesterday it connected troub
The term 'Presidio Trust' has become an oxymoronThe Presidio Trust is a wholly owned government corporation created by Congress to manage the Presidio.The Presidio Trust is not a private fiefdom assigned to connive its way into granting Gap magnate Don Fisher his dream of creating a publicly-subsidized museum in his own honor. Somehow, however, nobody explained this nuance to Clay Harrell, the Trust's press flack, and, apparently, dissembler-in-chief.Early last week, acting on a tip that the Tru
Do you ever get tired of doing the same thing every week? Me too.
So this week I decided to imagine how SF Gov InAction would look if it were written by five of this city's most ... um ... noteworthy ... pundits.
You say "parody," I say "homage." Either way: Enjoy.
Monday, June 29
11 a.m. - Budget & Finance Committee (as written by TIM REDMOND, San Francisco Bay Guardian Managing Editor)
I was driving back from a trip to wine country last week and noticed that there were a lot fewer
Don't scream -- there's a perfectly sound place to put all Don Fisher's art: Where it already is.Kudos to the Chronicle's John King for today's scoop on Donald Fisher's decision to abandon his contentious plan to house his modern art collection at the Presidio National Park.
"Doris and I will take some time to consider the future of our collection and other possible locations for a museum," King quotes the Gap, Inc. billionaire as saying.
Presumably, this means Fisher will resume his struggle, a
Life, death, sports, and Froot Loops. That's what kind of a week it was in San Francisco. You know, if you have half as much fun taking this quiz as we had writing it -- then we had twice as much fun as you. On to the quiz: 1. Which of the following statements wasn't uttered by Officer Noel Schwab, as he arrested a mouthy San Francisco skateboarder in a now-infamous viral Web video? A. "Resist again, and I'm going to break your arm like a twig." B. "Now I'm gonna act like a fucking dick..."C.
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