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Subject: Eileen Shields

  • Proof That Hipsters Will Eat Anything

    July 25, 2007
  • Giant, Anthropomorphic Penises All the Rage in San Francisco These Days

    San Francisco Department of Public HealthThe Penismobile is a hybrid? We were sure it'd be a Jaguar XKEYou don't always say this about penises, but in San Francisco, they come in threes. First there was the walking, advice-dispensing dong featured in a locally produced health film/soap opera.Then there was local reality TV ingrate Stephen Fowler. And now, the San Francisco Healthy Penises are back! (and there are three of them!) The Healthy Penises are actually a trio of San Francisco Department

    February 13, 2009
  • To Live and Die (and Get Sick) in S.F.

    January 17, 1996
  • Food on the Run

    As illegal vendors in the Mission play hide-and-seek with the police, market demand keeps them coming back.

    November 12, 2008
  • Arroz Con Caca

    July 25, 2007
  • Letters

    June 10, 1998
  • Old McWillie Had a Farm, You Can Too

    We knew Willie loved his chicks, just not the barnyard ones.In his latest self-congratulatory column in the Chronicle, Willie Brown bragged about turning his backyard into a "petting zoo" for his daughter's 8th birthday. "I rented a baby calf, a baby horse, two baby goats, ducks, rabbits, all kinds of little animals. The kids went absolutely bananas." Forgive us for being the spoilsport at Willie's bonanza, but we had to wonder: is that even legal?We called up the Department of Public Health's s

    April 17, 2009
  • What the Hell Was John Getzow, Serial Evictee and 'Tenant From Hell,' Doing Hosting a Healthcare Symposium at Glide Memorial Church?

    Last week we reported on how "Dr." John Getzow -- a serial evictee profiled in an SF Weekly cover story -- successfully stiffed the eighth San Francisco landlord to sue him for nonpayment of rent. We speculated we'd see Getzow's name come up again before too long -- and we were right. But we were surprised at where he turned up -- hosting a panel discussion on health care last week held at Glide Memorial Church and featuring a high-ranking city official he'd personally convinced to attend. That'

    July 6, 2009