Gatorade

"Zookeeper" Sucks, Fish Is Full of Plastic, and S.F. Vegan Happy Hour!

​ • Tonight is SF Vegan Happy Hour! They're really fun potlucks with great food and drinking and drugs (WHAT NO THAT'S CRAZY AND ILLEGAL). Go meet cool vegans and eat until you explode! It's Friday, baby! • This is huge news: United Egg Producers has partnered with the Humane Society of the ... More >>

Barry Bonds' Testicles to Get Their Day in Court

Will this photo find its way into evidence as well? ​Four years ago, just one of Barry Bonds' balls sold for $752,467. Well that was then and this is now. These days, the focus is on both of Bonds' balls -- and their diminished state. Exhibits Nos. 1 and 2 at the Bonds perjury trial will be the sl ... More >>

Soda Tax: Will it Fizz Out?

KMP0629Liquid assets -- literally! ​The truth: Soda is incredibly unhealthy -- and limiting the amount one drinks is one of the quickest ways to lose weight. The truth: It is unlikely that two-thirds of California's elected representatives will agree to impose new taxes upon the populace, even if ... More >>

ILLEGAL from Terry Greene Sterling

Read a penetrating chapter from former Phoenix New Times investigative reporter Terry Greene Sterling's book: ILLEGAL: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone

Never Tell Me The Odds: Gambling Site Pegs 49ers' Shot at Hoisting Super Bowl Trophy as Somewhere Between Slim and None

What were the odds of this happening?​Sailing down Highway 101 toward Brisbane, drivers are greeted with an even bigger than real life Mike Singletary glaring off off a billboard accompanied by his now signature line: "I want winners." It's an unusual strategy to make a statement culled from a coa ... More >>

Soft Corps

Gatorade Confirms What We All Knew: Bulk of its Drinkers Are Nursing Hangovers

Rest assured, whatever tinkering the Gatorade folks have done, they haven't altered the familiar piss colorA long time ago, in a county far, far away -- well, Alameda -- your humble narrator read the entire Associated Press style guide in one sitting. I laughed out loud once and only once -- at the ... More >>

CHiPs and Shields

Video: Last Night's Air Guitar Competition at the Independent

Friday: RoboGames at Fort Mason

Meet the Spartans Lazy, Unfunny

Coca-Cola for Culture Jammers

Picture This, San Francisco

Castro Halloween: ‘100,000 People are Coming. Where Will They Urinate?’

Hoop Dreaming

Basketball as a metaphor for life almost works on stage

Misc. Reviews

Heavy Metal Med Tent

I'd Like to Buy the World a Hyphy

Ill-Cuomo

Weezer's frontman is certifiably nuts. So why doesn't he write better songs?

Chewy Marzolo's b-day and bands, Heavy Trash's wretched rock, and the return of goth pinups Bauhaus

Northern California Dreamin'

The Phoenix theater is the best clubhouse a local music scene could ever have

Playing With Words

Two poets push the boundaries

Big If

The election aftermath and oyster-inhaling in one user-friendly column

Clearly Queer

The biggest, baddest parties of the 2004 Pride season

Runner's World

A Fling in the Forest

Into the woods with the players of the Professional Disc Golf Association

Persistent Visions

This season's cinema demands attention

Crushed

A successful, prolific inventor reveals how not to create a new product

Two to Say Go

The woman who would bike the length of North and South America, and the man who's running around the world

Pop Philosophy

Rehearsal spaces; Lucky Strike; song contest deadline

Night Crawler

On the Buss

The Man Who Came to Dinner

Carol Queen

Night Crawler

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

The Stick-Up Artist

Man's Ruin: The Posters and Art of Frank Kozik