George W. Bush

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Wronging the Rights

Will President Bush Dare Come To the San Francisco World Series Games?

I heart Texas Rangers.​Is Dubya coming to the World Series? Today's Examiner said it's "rumored" that George W. Bush is headed to either Games 1 or 2 in San Francisco to root for the Texas Rangers, the team which he used to partly own. (There's a good little bit of trivia to get you sports-apathet ... More >>

No Justice

Despite Obama's promises of change, corporate crooks are still going unpunished for their roles in the financial collapse.

Let's Get Inaugurated! Enliven Barack Obama's Speech with the Inaugural Drinking Game

Those of us lucky enough to still have gainful employment as the George W. Bush years stumble to their ignominious thud will be clocking in tomorrow around the time President-elect Barack Obama knocks the "elect" off his title.A rollicking article in the current New Yorker notes that while president ... More >>

Barack Obama Sworn-In as President -- Of LEGOLAND!

This is, as Mom would say, "Cute with two u's." Cuute, that is. Legoland California in Carlsbad this week will feature a Lego version of the Obama inauguration. That's right, a Lego Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha Obama, Joe Biden, John Roberts, the Rev. Rick Warren, Oprah, and even George Bush a ... More >>

History as predicted by Inauguration Day's #1 hits

This is, as Mom would say, "Cute with two u's." Cuute, that is. Legoland California in Carlsbad this week will feature a Lego version of the Obama inauguration. That's right, a Lego Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha Obama, Joe Biden, John Roberts, the Rev. Rick Warren, Oprah, and even George Bush a ... More >>

Hope for Nature, Too

This is, as Mom would say, "Cute with two u's." Cuute, that is. Legoland California in Carlsbad this week will feature a Lego version of the Obama inauguration. That's right, a Lego Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha Obama, Joe Biden, John Roberts, the Rev. Rick Warren, Oprah, and even George Bush a ... More >>

One Thing Gavin Newsom and George W. Bush Have in Common

By Benjamin Wachs Hey boys and girls! It’s time to play “Name That Scandal!” I’ll tell you the details of a spectacularly-failing government program, and you tell me which program it is and who’s responsible! Ready, set...go! Today’s scandal: • Spent massive amounts of public ... More >>

Voters Flush George W. Bush Sewage Plant Proposition, Ruin Backers’ Plans for Double-Entendre-Laden Victory Speech

By Benjamin Wachs Hey boys and girls! It’s time to play “Name That Scandal!” I’ll tell you the details of a spectacularly-failing government program, and you tell me which program it is and who’s responsible! Ready, set...go! Today’s scandal: • Spent massive amounts of public ... More >>

Ballot Fun

Real excerpts from S.F.'s 272-page Voter Information Pamphlet.

Prop. R: YES YES YES!!!

Because Bush deserves his own sewage plant.

Bush's Brain

Oliver Stone assigns motive to Dubya's M.O., but at this point, who cares?

Bay Blogosphere: Yum, Links Warm From the Kitchen!

Oliver Stone assigns motive to Dubya's M.O., but at this point, who cares?

Got Yer Nose

Oliver Stone assigns motive to Dubya's M.O., but at this point, who cares?

Mount Flushmore

Jokesters want to 'honor' President Bush.

Zombie Strippers

Jokesters want to 'honor' President Bush.

Zombie Strippers

Jokesters want to 'honor' President Bush.

War On Sale

Jokesters want to 'honor' President Bush.

Doc Block

Nonfiction continues its ascent onscreen

Why is Jello Biafra San Francisco's Sacred Cow?

Nonfiction continues its ascent onscreen

Boomtastrophe

Baby Boomers hoped to die before they got old. They lied. And now they�re dragging the whole country down.

43 Plays for 43 Presidents

A collection of short plays about every single leader of the U.S., some sharp, some not

Assassination Tango

Controversial docudrama imagines a post-Bush scenario

Useless Resolve

The Board of Supes likes to tell the world what to do. The world could care less.

Cassetteboy

Dead Horse

FEMA -- a Four-Letter Word?

The only quiz in the world that will tell you if you're an apologist for the Bush administration's Hurricane Katrina response

The Minuteman's 15 Minutes of Fame (Minute 14.5)

At the Arizona border, Infiltrator checks in with Americans who help the government look for illegal aliens

No Film at 11

Gunner Palace shows what the news doesn't

Red Road Trip

Go ahead and protest the inauguration. But if you really want the Democrats to win next time, shouldn't you start to learn how the red half lives?

Donkey Doo Doesn't Smell

Are you an apologist for Democratic Party aspirations? Do quiz, find out.

OK Then

A dozen local musicians find a silver lining in the election results. Seriously.

Yo Soy Centroamericano

Why vote Kerry? Exhibit No. 1: George W. Bush has shamelessly hired the dangerous figures behind the Iran-Contra Affair into senior diplomatic posts.

Big If

The election aftermath and oyster-inhaling in one user-friendly column

Grand Old Partying

Infiltrator joins the Young Republicans to experience the blue suits, big hair, and free beer of the Republican state convention

Vote No

Silver City plants a shrub where it wants to dig up a Bush

Yes, These Pictures Really Are Republican Propaganda. We're Not Making This Up.

The Republican Party wants you to know it's left no child behind

George of the Bungle

Michael Moore goes Bushwacking in Fahrenheit 9/11

Street Shuffle

Gavin Newsom's push to move the "chronic" homeless into supportive housing has made him the darling of the Bush administration's homelessness czar. But is there enough money to make it work?

Rude Awakening

Major news organizations need to snap out of 9/11 emotionalism and ask impolite financial questions about Saudi elites and President Bush

Intended Consequences

Our supervisors tilt at a lot of silly windmills. But the city's recognition of Mexican consular IDs may help change national immigration policy for the better.

Chump Changes

Journalists are playing into the hands of George Bush when they unthinkingly insist that everything is different since Sept. 11

Osama Was Here

To show the value of pundits in the Terror Era, our columnist tells the CIA where bin Laden's been, President Bush where to go

The Tangled Path to a Response

As we prepare to retaliate for last week's atrocities, let's take time to be sure of our targets

The Adventures of Capt. GayMan

The Bush administration has released the first- ever Army training manual on homosexual policy -- as a comic book

Asking, Telling

The Pentagon claims gays who serve openly undermine the force, but a local researcher's evidence says otherwise. Could his work help President Bush make life better for gay soldiers than it ever was under Clinton?

Tail of Two Races

Matt Gonzalez should be backed in District 5 runoff; George W. Bush should be ashamed for considering a coup

Pop Philosophy

Political Song Contest

See George Educate

A Texas journalist gives George W. Bush his due

Bush vs. McCain

A shot of Texas Shrub with a Budweiser chaser