People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Once grand, The Women is now just another chick flick.
The mainstreaming of Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day.
The Skeleton Key unlocks a house that's haunted by camp
Why Swedish act Dungen's psychedelic rock is like the Terminator
Almost Famous rings in your ears -- and heart -- long after it's over
As the movie industry contemplates a new age of computer-generated features, Berkeley's Phil Tippett fights to keep the art of special effects honest, messy, and true