By Meredith Brody
We love lists, as it happens, almost as much as magazines and their cover blurb writers do (as in Cosmopolitan's invariable "365 New Sexual Positions!" and O the Oprah Magazine's "53 Ways to Give Your Looks a Lift" and Allure's "52 Tips for Irresistible Hair, Makeup, Skin - and Attitude.") (Extra credit: guess which two of the above are genuine cover lines and which isn't. Answer below!)
But even we were gob-smacked by Time magazine's recent release of the Top Ten Everything