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Holiday Season

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2012

    Happy Holidays! Here Are the Least Awful Christmas Songs of 2012!

    It's a well-known fact that the worst time of year for music is Christmas. Christmas songs, by and large, stink to high heaven. They reek of sleigh bells and Santa references and tree dressing and mistletoe. They are overly sentimental and frequently border on sickly. Occasionally, however, there co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2012

    Watch This Sextet of San Francisco Penguins Go Christmas Caroling

    Penguins might not be able to fly, but they sure as hell can sing -- or at least this sextet of aquatic birds can. Call it a Christmas miracle, but somehow while bored at the San Francisco Zoo, these musically inclined penguins managed to harmonize the ubiquitous Christmas tune "Jingle Bells." S ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 12, 2012

    Watch Talking Goats Dressed as Elves Sell California Goat Cheese

    We get a lot of press releases here at SFoodie, and it's the rare pitch that stands out from the pack. Harley Farms in Pescadero got our attention this morning with a video promoting its goat cheese that features goats dressed in elf costumes lamenting the fact that reindeer get all the glory during ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 12, 2012

    Forever Free

    We get a lot of press releases here at SFoodie, and it's the rare pitch that stands out from the pack. Harley Farms in Pescadero got our attention this morning with a video promoting its goat cheese that features goats dressed in elf costumes lamenting the fact that reindeer get all the glory during ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 12, 2012

    Elf You!

    We get a lot of press releases here at SFoodie, and it's the rare pitch that stands out from the pack. Harley Farms in Pescadero got our attention this morning with a video promoting its goat cheese that features goats dressed in elf costumes lamenting the fact that reindeer get all the glory during ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2012

    Where to Eat on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day

    This Christmas, instead of slaving away in your kitchen for hours making a delicious meal to feed relatives you might not like that much anyway, consider eating out and letting some of the best chefs in the city cook for you instead. On Christmas Eve, Hubert Keller's Fleur de Lys will be serving a f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2012

    Here's Your Chance to Help Kids and Dogs This Holiday Season

    So 2012 was a bad year for you -- you lost your job or your home, or maybe you lost both your job and your home -- in that order. But here's your chance to end the year on a good note and do something great for everyone, yourself included. You can start by donating some new toys to San Francisco's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2012

    The Santas Are Back at Marlena's, and They Are Gloriously Creepy

    It's been about a week since the annual Santa-splosion has happened at Marlena's, the gay/dive bar on the main drag in Hayes Valley. This year brings 1,400 Santas of varying shapes, sizes, and species, literally everywhere you look in the small room -- hanging from the ceiling, chilling on every ima ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 28, 2012

    Shop Local

    It's been about a week since the annual Santa-splosion has happened at Marlena's, the gay/dive bar on the main drag in Hayes Valley. This year brings 1,400 Santas of varying shapes, sizes, and species, literally everywhere you look in the small room -- hanging from the ceiling, chilling on every ima ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 28, 2012

    Shop Local

    It's been about a week since the annual Santa-splosion has happened at Marlena's, the gay/dive bar on the main drag in Hayes Valley. This year brings 1,400 Santas of varying shapes, sizes, and species, literally everywhere you look in the small room -- hanging from the ceiling, chilling on every ima ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 21, 2012

    Shaken and Stirred

    It's been about a week since the annual Santa-splosion has happened at Marlena's, the gay/dive bar on the main drag in Hayes Valley. This year brings 1,400 Santas of varying shapes, sizes, and species, literally everywhere you look in the small room -- hanging from the ceiling, chilling on every ima ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 21, 2012

    Go Nuts

    It's been about a week since the annual Santa-splosion has happened at Marlena's, the gay/dive bar on the main drag in Hayes Valley. This year brings 1,400 Santas of varying shapes, sizes, and species, literally everywhere you look in the small room -- hanging from the ceiling, chilling on every ima ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2012

    Don't Be a Scrooge This Christmas, Adopt a Homeless Animal

    If you are anticipating a lonely Thanksgiving followed by an even emptier Christmas, stop with the pity party and go get yourself a pet.Starting Friday, you can peruse the Macy's storefront in Union Square to check out the latest crop of available animals who are just as sad and lonely as you are ri ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 7, 2012

    Cute Overload

    If you are anticipating a lonely Thanksgiving followed by an even emptier Christmas, stop with the pity party and go get yourself a pet.Starting Friday, you can peruse the Macy's storefront in Union Square to check out the latest crop of available animals who are just as sad and lonely as you are ri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2011

    Top Six Christmas Songs That Don't Actually Suck

    That's right, folks. It's the rarest of things -- a Christmas song that doesn't make you want to vomit, or jam sharp pencils into your ear-holes. Finding one of these gems is like stumbling across a white tiger in your backyard -- you can't believe it's there, you know it's not supposed to be there, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2011

    Are You Rich with No Christmas Eve Plans? Flour Water Has Plans For You!

    Flour Water​What: Fancy Christmas Eve dinner of fanciness Where: Flour Water When: Sat., December 24, 6-9:30 p.m. Cost: $265 The rundown: From SF Weekly's 7-Day Dish (subscribe!), we get word of a Christmas eve dinner for big spenders. Wiz kid chef Thomas McNaughton is planning a cha ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 21, 2011

    Take That Fork in the Road

    Flour Water​What: Fancy Christmas Eve dinner of fanciness Where: Flour Water When: Sat., December 24, 6-9:30 p.m. Cost: $265 The rundown: From SF Weekly's 7-Day Dish (subscribe!), we get word of a Christmas eve dinner for big spenders. Wiz kid chef Thomas McNaughton is planning a cha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 19, 2011

    Mary Risley Is Back With More Awesome and Profane Cooking Advice

    "Young people listen to you if you say fuck!" That's Mary Risley's assessment of the viral success of her Thanksgiving video after being recognized in public for her YouTube achievement. "Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven" has garnered more than 120,000 views since November for the head of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2011

    A Second-By-Second Breakdown of the Worst Christmas Music Video Ever Made

    ​In case you missed all the twinkling lights and massive, decorated trees everywhere, the holiday season is well and truly upon us. And, as you already know, that means it's also the season for awful, cringe-worthy music you can only listen to for -- at most -- one week of the year (the only excep ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2011

    Get Your Matzah On: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner!

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 30, 2011

    Digging Up Santa

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 29, 2010

    All in the (Royal) Family

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Christmas Tree Arson Evacuates Building -- 'Tis the Season

    Fa la la la la...​An arson fire using a Christmas tree as kindling led to a frantic evacuation of an apartment building in Potrero Hill. Nobody was injured, but it was an unpleasant 4:30 a.m. wakeup call for the residents at Connecticut and Wisconsin streets. News reports stated that the Christmas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2010

    Christmas Forecast: Wind, Rain -- Thunder?

    Merry Christmas, indeed...​As San Francisco empties out and its residents head "home" to places that possibly feature traditional Christmas weather, the hangers-on will cope with a different sort of holiday climate. The weather prediction for Dec. 25: breezy, rainy, cold -- but not cold enough to ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 22, 2010

    Trippin' Out in a Winter Wonderland

    Merry Christmas, indeed...​As San Francisco empties out and its residents head "home" to places that possibly feature traditional Christmas weather, the hangers-on will cope with a different sort of holiday climate. The weather prediction for Dec. 25: breezy, rainy, cold -- but not cold enough to ... More >>

  • Music

    December 22, 2010

    Lonely holiday: Grillade finds soul in a Christmas song

    Merry Christmas, indeed...​As San Francisco empties out and its residents head "home" to places that possibly feature traditional Christmas weather, the hangers-on will cope with a different sort of holiday climate. The weather prediction for Dec. 25: breezy, rainy, cold -- but not cold enough to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2010

    Let the Weirdos Make Holiday Music: Download a Free Xmas Album from Banjo or Freakout

    Nothing puts us in the holiday spirit like whispery vocals and rattling electronics.​And now, an argument in favor of Christmas music -- that is, if it's made by non-pop-stars. After this definitive indication of what usually happens when you let mainstreamers make Christmas songs (that is, irrita ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2010

    SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 13: Cookies and More Cookies!

    Jonathan KauffmanDestination Bakery's gingerbread girl.​ The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one treat at a time.​SFoodie has learned over the past three weeks that sugar cookies decorated to OCD standards aren't as common in this cit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2010

    Yule Log Burns On

    That's the basic idea...​Is it a sign of the decline and fall of western civilization or, rather, a wonderful thing that one of the Bay Area's highest-rated Christmas TV programs is simply footage of a log burning -- for hours? By now you know: The answer is "yes."  The "holiday log" once aga ... More >>

  • Music

    December 15, 2010

    Sean Smith: Show Preview

    That's the basic idea...​Is it a sign of the decline and fall of western civilization or, rather, a wonderful thing that one of the Bay Area's highest-rated Christmas TV programs is simply footage of a log burning -- for hours? By now you know: The answer is "yes."  The "holiday log" once aga ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 8, 2010

    You Can Choose Your Friends, But ...

    That's the basic idea...​Is it a sign of the decline and fall of western civilization or, rather, a wonderful thing that one of the Bay Area's highest-rated Christmas TV programs is simply footage of a log burning -- for hours? By now you know: The answer is "yes."  The "holiday log" once aga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2010

    As Hanukkah Winds Down, We're Still Firing Up the Jewbelation

    Shmaltz's gift pack ― the bottles can double as a menorah.​Hanukkah is a time to celebrate miracles. This year, Shmaltz Brewing Co. ― which calls both S.F. and N.Y. home ― asked you to put down the Manischewitz for a minute and celebrate the miracle of beer. The 14-year-old brewery (happ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2010

    SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 4: Cranberry Verrine from Citizen Cake

    Jonathan KauffmanCitizen Cake's cranberry verrine, $5.​The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one treat at a time.Citizen Cake: The Pac Heights Sequel has a few sugar cookies in its case right now, decorated with OCD flair, but SFoodie's e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2010

    SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 2: Vegan Joe-Joes

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 1, 2010

    Very Bad Santa

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Culture

    November 24, 2010

    Ten holiday shows to suit any mood or creed

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 24, 2010

    The Shape of Things

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 13, 2010

    Shop Till You Stop

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 16, 2009

    A Grave Situation

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 9, 2009

    Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 24, 2008

    Dancing of a White Christmas

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 24, 2008

    Post-Holiday Horror

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 19, 2008

    Holiday Hootenanny

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 5, 2007

    "I'm Still Kicking Ass"

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 5, 2007

    Fun Naked People

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 5, 2007

    Sick, Sick People

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 20, 2006

    Smuin Cracks Christmas

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Holiday

    November 23, 2005

    Holiday Gift Guide

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Dining

    December 20, 2000

    Not-So-Silent Night

    Morton's of Chicago

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    December 15, 1999
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