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Holiday Season

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2011

    Top Six Christmas Songs That Don't Actually Suck

    That's right, folks. It's the rarest of things -- a Christmas song that doesn't make you want to vomit, or jam sharp pencils into your ear-holes. Finding one of these gems is like stumbling across a white tiger in your backyard -- you can't believe it's there, you know it's not supposed to be there, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2011

    Are You Rich with No Christmas Eve Plans? Flour Water Has Plans For You!

    Flour Water​What: Fancy Christmas Eve dinner of fanciness Where: Flour Water When: Sat., December 24, 6-9:30 p.m. Cost: $265 The rundown: From SF Weekly's 7-Day Dish (subscribe!), we get word of a Christmas eve dinner for big spenders. Wiz kid chef Thomas McNaughton is planning a cha ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 21, 2011

    Take That Fork in the Road

    Flour Water​What: Fancy Christmas Eve dinner of fanciness Where: Flour Water When: Sat., December 24, 6-9:30 p.m. Cost: $265 The rundown: From SF Weekly's 7-Day Dish (subscribe!), we get word of a Christmas eve dinner for big spenders. Wiz kid chef Thomas McNaughton is planning a cha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2011

    Tonight: Make Fried Foods for Hanukkah

    ​What: Delicious Hanukkah Foods Class! Where: Loft in West Oakland (exclusive!) When: Tues., December 20, 7 p.m. Cost: $50 The rundown: As any good Jew or shiksa knows, Hanukkah is all about the fried food. Hence, we are all about Hanukkah. Let's take that burning oil and fry up some deli ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 19, 2011

    Mary Risley Is Back With More Awesome and Profane Cooking Advice

    "Young people listen to you if you say fuck!" That's Mary Risley's assessment of the viral success of her Thanksgiving video after being recognized in public for her YouTube achievement. "Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven" has garnered more than 120,000 views since November for the head of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2011

    A Second-By-Second Breakdown of the Worst Christmas Music Video Ever Made

    ​In case you missed all the twinkling lights and massive, decorated trees everywhere, the holiday season is well and truly upon us. And, as you already know, that means it's also the season for awful, cringe-worthy music you can only listen to for -- at most -- one week of the year (the only excep ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2011

    Get Your Matzah On: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner!

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 14, 2011

    Much Bigger Than a Mouse

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 30, 2011

    Digging Up Santa

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 29, 2010

    All in the (Royal) Family

    ​What: Old World's Hanukkah Pop-Up Dinner Where: La Victoria When: Tue. and Wed., December 20 and 21, seatings at 5:30 and 8:15 p.m. Cost: $40 adult, $20 kid (kids welcome at 5:30 p.m. seating) The rundown: Jewish people and lovers of delicious Jewish food unite, for it's an unique pop-u ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Christmas Tree Arson Evacuates Building -- 'Tis the Season

    Fa la la la la...​An arson fire using a Christmas tree as kindling led to a frantic evacuation of an apartment building in Potrero Hill. Nobody was injured, but it was an unpleasant 4:30 a.m. wakeup call for the residents at Connecticut and Wisconsin streets. News reports stated that the Christmas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2010

    Christmas Forecast: Wind, Rain -- Thunder?

    Merry Christmas, indeed...​As San Francisco empties out and its residents head "home" to places that possibly feature traditional Christmas weather, the hangers-on will cope with a different sort of holiday climate. The weather prediction for Dec. 25: breezy, rainy, cold -- but not cold enough to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2010

    A Merry Crew of Jonathan Richman, Mark Eitzel, and Carletta Sue Kay sing for the Boozy at the Make-Out Room's Christmas Craptacular

    Who better to Christmas-cheer you up than the ever-chipper Jonathan Richman?​Parker Gibbs' Christmas Craptacular w/ Jonathan Richman, Mark Eitzel, Marc and the Casuals, Carletta Sue Kay, Los Cenzontles, and othersDecember 22, 2010@ The Make-Out RoomBetter than: Face down in Burl Ives' swimming poo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 22, 2010

    Trippin' Out in a Winter Wonderland

    Who better to Christmas-cheer you up than the ever-chipper Jonathan Richman?​Parker Gibbs' Christmas Craptacular w/ Jonathan Richman, Mark Eitzel, Marc and the Casuals, Carletta Sue Kay, Los Cenzontles, and othersDecember 22, 2010@ The Make-Out RoomBetter than: Face down in Burl Ives' swimming poo ... More >>

  • Music

    December 22, 2010

    Lonely holiday: Grillade finds soul in a Christmas song

    Who better to Christmas-cheer you up than the ever-chipper Jonathan Richman?​Parker Gibbs' Christmas Craptacular w/ Jonathan Richman, Mark Eitzel, Marc and the Casuals, Carletta Sue Kay, Los Cenzontles, and othersDecember 22, 2010@ The Make-Out RoomBetter than: Face down in Burl Ives' swimming poo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2010

    Let the Weirdos Make Holiday Music: Download a Free Xmas Album from Banjo or Freakout

    Nothing puts us in the holiday spirit like whispery vocals and rattling electronics.​And now, an argument in favor of Christmas music -- that is, if it's made by non-pop-stars. After this definitive indication of what usually happens when you let mainstreamers make Christmas songs (that is, irrita ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2010

    SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 13: Cookies and More Cookies!

    Jonathan KauffmanDestination Bakery's gingerbread girl.​ The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one treat at a time.​SFoodie has learned over the past three weeks that sugar cookies decorated to OCD standards aren't as common in this cit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2010

    Yule Log Burns On

    That's the basic idea...​Is it a sign of the decline and fall of western civilization or, rather, a wonderful thing that one of the Bay Area's highest-rated Christmas TV programs is simply footage of a log burning -- for hours? By now you know: The answer is "yes."  The "holiday log" once aga ... More >>

  • Music

    December 15, 2010

    Sean Smith: Show Preview

    That's the basic idea...​Is it a sign of the decline and fall of western civilization or, rather, a wonderful thing that one of the Bay Area's highest-rated Christmas TV programs is simply footage of a log burning -- for hours? By now you know: The answer is "yes."  The "holiday log" once aga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2010

    Top 5 Songs To Help You Survive Christmas Shopping

    We feel your pain. We know what's going on. Christmas is bearing down on all of us, and gift-purchasing season is kicking our asses this week. It's the same every year: It creeps up like a post-Thanksgiving death knell, and if we don't submit, our entire family and most of our social circle will de ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 8, 2010

    Very Bad Santa

    We feel your pain. We know what's going on. Christmas is bearing down on all of us, and gift-purchasing season is kicking our asses this week. It's the same every year: It creeps up like a post-Thanksgiving death knell, and if we don't submit, our entire family and most of our social circle will de ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 8, 2010

    Dismembering the Holidays

    We feel your pain. We know what's going on. Christmas is bearing down on all of us, and gift-purchasing season is kicking our asses this week. It's the same every year: It creeps up like a post-Thanksgiving death knell, and if we don't submit, our entire family and most of our social circle will de ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 8, 2010

    You Can Choose Your Friends, But ...

    We feel your pain. We know what's going on. Christmas is bearing down on all of us, and gift-purchasing season is kicking our asses this week. It's the same every year: It creeps up like a post-Thanksgiving death knell, and if we don't submit, our entire family and most of our social circle will de ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2010

    As Hanukkah Winds Down, We're Still Firing Up the Jewbelation

    Shmaltz's gift pack ― the bottles can double as a menorah.​Hanukkah is a time to celebrate miracles. This year, Shmaltz Brewing Co. ― which calls both S.F. and N.Y. home ― asked you to put down the Manischewitz for a minute and celebrate the miracle of beer. The 14-year-old brewery (happ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2010

    SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 4: Cranberry Verrine from Citizen Cake

    Jonathan KauffmanCitizen Cake's cranberry verrine, $5.​The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one treat at a time.Citizen Cake: The Pac Heights Sequel has a few sugar cookies in its case right now, decorated with OCD flair, but SFoodie's e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2010

    SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 2: Vegan Joe-Joes

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 1, 2010

    Radical Shopping

    Filled with the holiday spirit? Yep. Vegan? That, too.The SFoodie Advent Calendar counts down the days before Christmas/Nondenominationalwinterholiday, one holiday treat at a time.For a vegan like me, Candy Cane Joe-Joes are nature's perfect food. I don't exaggerate when I say that I wait all year f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2010

    The SFoodie Advent Calendar, Day 1: Fruitcake!

    Jonathan KauffmanFruitcake from Schubert's Bakery.​SFoodie isn't one to cover our cubicle in tinsel and pine boughs. We opted out of Black Friday, preferring to huddle up in our apartment, using meditation and whiskey to quash the mounting stress over gift-giving day. We're already sick of Christm ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 1, 2010

    Very Bad Santa

    Jonathan KauffmanFruitcake from Schubert's Bakery.​SFoodie isn't one to cover our cubicle in tinsel and pine boughs. We opted out of Black Friday, preferring to huddle up in our apartment, using meditation and whiskey to quash the mounting stress over gift-giving day. We're already sick of Christm ... More >>

  • Culture

    November 24, 2010

    Ten holiday shows to suit any mood or creed

    Jonathan KauffmanFruitcake from Schubert's Bakery.​SFoodie isn't one to cover our cubicle in tinsel and pine boughs. We opted out of Black Friday, preferring to huddle up in our apartment, using meditation and whiskey to quash the mounting stress over gift-giving day. We're already sick of Christm ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 24, 2010

    The Shape of Things

    Jonathan KauffmanFruitcake from Schubert's Bakery.​SFoodie isn't one to cover our cubicle in tinsel and pine boughs. We opted out of Black Friday, preferring to huddle up in our apartment, using meditation and whiskey to quash the mounting stress over gift-giving day. We're already sick of Christm ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2010

    Watch: This Year, Soundtrack Your Christmas Lights with Slayer

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 13, 2010

    Shop Till You Stop

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 16, 2009

    A Grave Situation

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 9, 2009

    Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 25, 2009

    Sacrilegious Satire Comes to Town

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 24, 2008

    Dancing of a White Christmas

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 24, 2008

    Post-Holiday Horror

    ​Sure, you could be like everyone else on the block this holiday season and set the automatic music-synch on your tacky Christmas light display to "Jinglebell Rock." But why do that when you could also set it to a face-melter like Slayer's "Raining Blood"? Watch the Christmas carnage that ensues w ... More >>

  • Dining

    December 17, 2008

    Don't Shop Till You Drop

    Save yourself (and our economy) with holiday shopping nourishment.

  • Calendar

    December 10, 2008

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Save yourself (and our economy) with holiday shopping nourishment.

  • Calendar

    November 19, 2008

    Holiday Hootenanny

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 19, 2007

    Best Male Vocals

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 5, 2007

    "I'm Still Kicking Ass"

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 5, 2007

    Fun Naked People

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 5, 2007

    Sick, Sick People

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Calendar

    December 20, 2006

    Smuin Cracks Christmas

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Holiday

    November 23, 2005

    Holiday Gift Guide

    Dan Zanes kicks off an international seasonal celebration.

  • Culture

    December 26, 2001

    Beach Blanket Babylon

    This 28-year-old musical isn't just for tourists

  • Dining

    December 15, 1999
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