I know it's bad form, but sometimes I still want to eat as much junk food as possible as quickly as possible. Last night, for example, while in line at the grocery store, I wanted to grab as many Kit Kats and Twizzlers as I could carry and shovel them into my face hole on the drive home. In the s ... More >>
These days, what does or does not qualify as a dive bar in San Francisco is contestable. We realized, researching this list, that dive-iness seems to be in the eye of the drinker. For us, a dive is a bar that has been allowed to sit and marinate in its own sticky, alcoholic beverages for year ... More >>
bittermelon/FlickrOffice hours: Cramming at City Beer Store.Friday, Feb. 18 You've been wearing your party hat all week. On Day Eight of SF Beer Week, it's time to prove you're a gentle(wo)man and a scholar. Throw on that tweed jacket with suede elbow pads ― today's all about taking a scho ... More >>
Throw me the latte, I throw you the whip...A "psychotic" cafe patron who ate other customers' food didn't take well to being shown the door. The woman brandished a whip and struck a barista after being ordered outside, cafe employees tell SF Weekly. Police were summoned to the Java Beach Cafe ear ... More >>
Whatever hokum there is regarding malevolence and fatalities brought about by King Tut's curse, you can't blame the boy emperor for the demise of the Culture Bus. But a Philadelphia man is fingering the pharaoh for either shocking or gassing him (he's not sure which). Philadelphian Carman Fields i ... More >>
Truly testing San Franciscans' color-blindness -- it's the pink work truck"A Rolls-Royce Phantom two: 4.3 liter, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometers an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color." -- The Sultan, Indiana Jon ... More >>
S.F. is the greenest in the realm -- or at least we say we areA study commissioned by the water bottle company Nalgene -- which definitely has a horse in this race -- has deemed San Francisco the nation's "1st least wasteful city" (their words) in a field of 25 major cities. Atlanta, as the headline ... More >>
Yes, this is more fun than the ad's original content. This minor masterwork, spotted at a bus shelter on the corner of 16th and Mission, proves a tidy little point. Just as Belloq told Indiana Jones that "there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away," Some anonymous vandal has, in esse ... More >>
The Mummy franchise has seen better days.
Brendan Fraser falls into a deep, deep hole at the Center of the Earth.
The notorious German director on sparring with his critics and making his latest (intentional) comedy
Its very own temple of doom, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull digs Indy into a deep hole.
The season of big budget bangs uses its brain
Sequels, prequels, and threequels in 2007
A thrilling and stimulating puzzle, if you ignore some unconvincing writing
The year's most shameless B-movie delivers exactly what it promises
Harrison Ford runs smack into a Firewall, poor guy
The new Castlevania is the last nail in the franchise's coffin.
National Treasure makes us long for good Nic Cage movies ... like Con Air
Mind, Body & Soul
Sky Captain zooms back to a tomorrow that never was
Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs with Western justice
Talkin' turkey with "The Man Who Ate Everything," food critic Jeffrey Steingarten
Woody Allen ponders a career move after making his new film
Sci-fi conventions are where movie stars go to burn brightly one more time
New Pickle Circus hams it up in Jump Cuts! Take Two; Weslia Whitfield sings a mesmerizing evening