People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Music and poetry, not plot, create A Place to Stand's emotional impact
A truly universal remote leads to Sandler's best movie in years
Kaena: The Prophecy looks great but comes up short in other areas
How Steven Soderbergh kept the Terry Southern tale from turning tragic
Ray Liotta wants to know why he loses roles to...Owen Wilson?
Compared to the original, the new Fantasia is funnier, with fewer scary patches.
No secrets, no lies from Mike Leigh on his latest sensation