Jennifer Lopez

The 84th Academy Awards: a Timeline

​ People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...

Funemployment: Jobless young San Franciscans are welcoming the worst recession of their lives with open arms. Too bad the party can't last forever.

​ People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...

And Whether Pigs Have Wings

​ People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...

And Now a Word From Our Mascot

​ People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...

Forget Amy Winehouse: Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings Choose R&B Over Rehab

​ People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...

A Requiem for Dead Tree Tits, Ass and Gadgets

​ People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...

Film Orgy

An abundance of the best international cinema at the 2006 Telluride and Toronto film festivals

Pop operas

An abundance of the best international cinema at the 2006 Telluride and Toronto film festivals

Meat Beating? The beating of nuts? What the hell is going on here?

An abundance of the best international cinema at the 2006 Telluride and Toronto film festivals

Trannyshack Reno or Bustier

An extreme road trip that's never just a drag

Jersey Gurgle

Kevin Smith is Silent Bob? Dude, my butt he is.

Club Directory

Kevin Smith is Silent Bob? Dude, my butt he is.

San Francisco

Kevin Smith is Silent Bob? Dude, my butt he is.

Of Love and Natalise

She dreams of being the next Janet Jackson, but she's just a Stanford grad who sings syrupy pop, looks absolutely fab, and makes local teens swoon.

Which, come to think of it, may be enough, for everyone involved.

Greek Out

Distributors still don't honeymoon with small romantic comedies

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Distributors still don't honeymoon with small romantic comedies

Phat Chance

Steve Martin almost gets Down with Queen Latifah, but they mostly strike out

See Jerry Not Run

If he'd just revert to type, Jerry Brown could help California avoid a Davis vs. Simon truck wreck

Land Without Bread

The S.F. International Film Festival will honor a venerated Argentine filmmaker all but unknown in the U.S.

Flunk You

If Fox expels Undeclared, blame everyone but Judd Apatow

Holiday Highlights 2001

Holiday Event Lisitngs

Mel Sells Out

What Women Want is a better movie than this two-hour Nike ad

The Bit Player

Vincent D'Onofrio may be the best actor of his generation, but who would notice?

Taken Seriously

In the '90s, the Pet Shop Boys have made a case for being more than just a retro act. America still won't listen.

Eight Isn't Enough

Michael Sragow finds eight good films, and countless condescending duds, in a year at the movies

Bring in 'Da Bucks

Michael Sragow finds eight good films, and countless condescending duds, in a year at the movies