Subject: Jennifer Siebel

• Newsom, Siebel Totally Getting Hitched

  January 1, 2008

• Saturday: Slow Food Nation Victory Garden at Civic Center

  July 13, 2008

• Jennifer Siebel Newsom Cheated Out of Chance to Meet Former "Growing Pains" Star

  August 28, 2008

• SF Gov InAction: These Are Not the Budget Numbers You're Looking For

  The excitement stops here. I know ... I know ... that today's the day Gubernatorial Candidate Gavin Newsom releases his budget for San Francisco (a California city he occasionally resides in for campaign purposes). And I know that, when he does, we're all going to die a little. I know. But, the action's still not likely to happen this week.The budget will be a big document. People will need time to go through it. Oh, sure, someone's likely to start shouting about it any second now, b

  June 1, 2009

• Top 10 Reality TV Shows That Should Be Set in San Francisco

  (Suppositori Spelling image by Matthew Brindle)San Francisco had its own season of The Real World, and we always seem to have at least one contestant in each installment of Top Chef. But, other than that, we're woefully underrepresented on the reality boob tube. Here's 10 nominations for reality TV shows that should be set in San Francisco:Suppositori and Dean: Inn LoveTori Spelling has a wonderful sense of humor about her S.F. drag doppelganger Suppositori Spelling. When the two met at a local

  January 15, 2009

• When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going -- to Davos?

  Where's Gavin? Far from San Francisco. Far from our problems. Today the Board of Supervisors begins the nails-on-chalkboard, surgery-sans-anesthetic, Adam Sandler Film Festival-painful process of adopting hundreds of millions of dollars in budget cuts. Gavin Newsom won't be there. Not that the mayor skipping a supes meeting is news -- he's made avoiding dealing with the Board his top priority in recent years -- but usually he manages to be on the same continent. Not today. As the city begins the

  January 27, 2009

• Jennifer Siebel Newsom, Bigfoot, Alien -- Boy Are We Glad We Read the Paper Today

  screen capture taken from http://weeklyworldnews.com/'Course I believe it! I read it in the Weekly World News!Much has been made about how San Francisco's First Lady, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, undergoes a little bedroom bipartisanship in her upcoming movie, The Trouble With Romance. In fact, director Gene Rhee even promised that scenes of Siebel Newsom's character accommodating two suitors simultaneously will "create quite a stir." It took the Weekly World News -- the self-billed provider of the "

  February 26, 2009

• Entertainment Commission Hosts Small Business Forum Today

  Here to Help: Jennifer Siebel NewsomAs reported in yesterday's Chron, the SF Entertainment Commission and the Small Business Commission are holding a forum today (3-5 p.m. at the SF Main Library's Koret Auditorium) to discuss how bars, nightclubs, and restaurants can survive in these challenging economic times. Reps from banks, national alcoholic beverage companies and city officials will be present to offer advice to help keep the businesses which keep the City's nightlife pulse throbbing out

  March 30, 2009

• A $1,220 Coffee Pot for Newsoms May Be Tacky, But Is It Legal? State Law Says -- Yes!

  Shake it, determine its value, and record it in your Statement of Economic InterestOne of the indignities of being an elected public official is that you are required by law to disclose all of your "income" -- which does include wedding gifts. One of the dignities of being our mayor and marrying an actress is that you get really swanky gifts. The Chronicle has cheerfully released a partial tally of what exchanged hands at the Newsom-Siebel wedding (complete with name-dropping), proving, once aga

  April 2, 2009

• Mexican Consulate Whiffs on Which of Mayor Newsom's Wives Will Speak at Book Launch Tonight

  We'll bet you any amount of dollars or pesos that this woman won't be speaking at the Mexican Consulate tonightA press release from San Francisco's Mexican Consulate plugging tonight's launch of "Women of Conscience," a book about Latina women in California, contained a lot of big names: United States Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis. Chicana feminist Betita Martinez. But the one Anglo name on the list was the worst type-o imaginable: "The wife of Mayor Gavin Newsom, Ms. Kimberly Guilfoyle, will b

  April 2, 2009

• All Polled: Kim vs. Jenn, Gavin vs. Antonio

  Perhaps you have already caught wind of the SF Mexican Consulate's recent gaffe, in which they referred in a press release to speaker Kimberly Guilfoyle as the wife of Mayor Gavin Newsom. She hasn't been for some time. We all know that the mayor's current betrothed is Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the not-producer of  Milk and Fashion.This poses the question: Who would you rather see speak? Guilfoyle is currently the anchor of Fox News Channel's crime show The Lineup. Siebel Newsom has a threesom

  April 3, 2009

• Whale Watchers

  We offer tips for returning lost whales to the ocean the next time they get lost in the delta

  June 6, 2007

• The Trouble With Jen

  March 21, 2007

• Chicken Little Visits San Francisco Backyards

  If only we could look this mod in our garden....When Jennifer Siebel squatted down last year in the Civic Center Plaza garden in her Jackie O. shades and trench coat to get her delicate hands dirty, it was official: urban gardening is glam. And with folks having fewer bucks than ever to burn on pricey organic products, it's also practical. But rumor has it that a small but growing number of food-conscious city slickers have decided its time to take this "Gre

  April 28, 2009

• Is This Your Chance To Get In Jennifer Siebel Newsom's Pants?

  Could these "gently worn" jeans soon be yours?Calm down, everyone. It's a double entendre. Jennifer Siebel Newsom, erstwhile movie star and wife of our gubernatorial candidate and erstwhile mayor, will be "walking the jean carpet" noon today at 525 Castro as a celebrity guest of a "jeans exchange" benefiting Goodwill. It's conceivable our first lady will bring a few pairs to further the cause -- hence our headline. If it is not clearly denoted upon your calendar, today is "Levi's 501 Day" -- cle

  May 1, 2009

• Trauma storyline predictions

  May 20, 2009

• Possible promises Gavin Newsom made to keep Levi's in S.F.

  July 22, 2009

• The Wrong Stuff

  September 9, 2009

• Newsom Baby Arrives: It's a ... State!

  Mayor Gavin Newsom and his wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, popped out a 20.5 inch long, 7 pound 12 ounce baby girl today at 12:39 p.m.The baby, whose name was apparently being kept secret under threat of retribution, is Montana Tessa Newsom, named for the state in which the couple got married. (What if they had been married in Rhode Island?)Montana is in good company. At any rate, she has company. Other famous Montanas include:1. Hanah Montana (Miley Cyrus) who is part-rocker, part-regular high sc

  September 18, 2009

• Arthouse movie listings for September 23-29, 2009

  September 30, 2009

• Filipino Activist Ponders Why S.F. Hosts Streets Named For Those Who Gleefully Killed His Ancestors

  General William Shafter, namesake of Shafter Street. In 1899 he postulated "it may be necessary to kill half the Filipinos" for the other half to ascend from barbarism. ​Clarito "Bing" Aradanas isn't content to direct his feet to the sunny side of just any street. The Filipino-American activist is irate that San Francisco is peppered with streets named after men who enthusiastically supported the wholesale slaughter of his relatives during the Philippine-American War -- and he's decided to go

  October 28, 2009

• SF Gov InAction: Gavin Newsom, the Morning After, Will Still Have to Celebrate Small Business Month

    The news at the end of October was devastating for San Francisco: Trauma and Gavin Newsom for Governor were canceled in the same week. It's heartbreaking: Both were expensive pilots with such promising premises. In Trauma, a group of troubled but devil-may-care emergency medical technicians raced through San Francisco saving people from giant fireballs and learning to trust in each others' sex appeal. In Gavin Newsom for Governor, a devil-may-care San Francisco mayor deeply concerne

  November 2, 2009