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Local Cartoonist on Halloween Hustling: 'Is There a Business Card Taped to This Fucking Candy?'

Local Cartoonist on Halloween Hustling: 'Is There a Business Card Taped to This Fucking Candy?'

Kids in the Hall Tribute: LastNight

Comment Threads Of The Damned: Maximum Strength Mick

Last Night: Mortified at the Make-Out Room

MP3 of the Day: Welcome Wagon

Prop. K Backers Hope to Ride No on 8's Wings

REAL ASTROLOGY For An Unreal World

Photos from Ron English's "Mythographic Vicissitudes"

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

Creationism -- and beer -- at Kezar Pub

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

Jesus Loves Me, Hard

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

New local music making the grade

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

Drink Up

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

Watching World Cup at Pompei's Grotto

Ron English presented his latest collection of works alongside Alex Pardee's Letters From Digested Children last week, and the art dudes over at Juxtapoz simply couldn't give you one set of photos without the other. The prolific street artist proved just as amazing on canvas, with images of adolesc ... More >>

Black Nativity

The choreography is ungainly, but the vocal pyrotechnics make the soul sing

The Blind Boys of Alabama

Atom Bomb

Jesus Saves

Sarah Silverman speaks the unspeakable. And funny? Oh hell, yes.

The Manly Men of God

No women allowed into the Promise Keepers, but that didn't stop Infiltrator from getting on the Prayer Team

Letters to the Editor

Week of Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I, Parasite

Bouncer copes with being a critic during a night of bands at the Cherry Bar.

BeatBox

"Sugar" is as sweet as ever; "Recovery Party" will make your post-party crash feel more like a fender bender

Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

Python's Brian returns, bearing cinematic salvation

Reps Etc.

Python's Brian returns, bearing cinematic salvation

Santo Claus, Santarchy, Leather Santa, and a Crackhead Elf Came to Town

Just another Christmas in San Francisco

The 10-Minute Masterpiece

Short-film maker Jay Rosenblatt has devoted 20 years to making remarkable movies that almost no one will ever see

Night Crawler

As the Wormwood Turns

Reel World

Jesus Christ Superstar and The Producers

Awkward Christian Soldiers

How a Bay Area sect with an occult tinge went national, transformed itself into an odd brotherhood -- and now is gaining acceptance from the ultratraditional Orthodox Church

The Holy War Over Gay Marriage

Eighty Methodist pastors from Northern California plan to challenge church law by co-officiating at a lesbian wedding. It's an act of conscience that could sunder America's second-largest denomination -- and bring gay marriage to the center of national co

Savage Love

Eighty Methodist pastors from Northern California plan to challenge church law by co-officiating at a lesbian wedding. It's an act of conscience that could sunder America's second-largest denomination -- and bring gay marriage to the center of national co

Stage

Eighty Methodist pastors from Northern California plan to challenge church law by co-officiating at a lesbian wedding. It's an act of conscience that could sunder America's second-largest denomination -- and bring gay marriage to the center of national co

Lighten Up

Eighty Methodist pastors from Northern California plan to challenge church law by co-officiating at a lesbian wedding. It's an act of conscience that could sunder America's second-largest denomination -- and bring gay marriage to the center of national co

Slap Shots

Eighty Methodist pastors from Northern California plan to challenge church law by co-officiating at a lesbian wedding. It's an act of conscience that could sunder America's second-largest denomination -- and bring gay marriage to the center of national co

Letters

Eighty Methodist pastors from Northern California plan to challenge church law by co-officiating at a lesbian wedding. It's an act of conscience that could sunder America's second-largest denomination -- and bring gay marriage to the center of national co

High-Tech News Distribution: A Dozen Organizations Say the Same Thing, and a Dozen More Bloggers Repeat It

Didja hear there was a train wreck? Didja hear there was a train wreck? Didja? Well, didja? Living in the Bay Area, you see more than your share of vehicles with barely an inch of paint visible beneath a nearly solid plastering of bumper stickers. If you're like me, such infestations inspire the fol ... More >>

God Is Bad For You?

Didja hear there was a train wreck? Didja hear there was a train wreck? Didja? Well, didja? Living in the Bay Area, you see more than your share of vehicles with barely an inch of paint visible beneath a nearly solid plastering of bumper stickers. If you're like me, such infestations inspire the fol ... More >>

Dork the Halls: Nerdy Christmas Tree Ornaments

Every year growing up, my brother and I got to pick out an ornament and add it to a growing collection. Unpacking and hanging up the previous year's ornaments was as much a treat as purchasing new ones, until Martha Stewart showed up and ruined everything. Homely trees covered in a hodge-podge of mi ... More >>

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

Every year growing up, my brother and I got to pick out an ornament and add it to a growing collection. Unpacking and hanging up the previous year's ornaments was as much a treat as purchasing new ones, until Martha Stewart showed up and ruined everything. Homely trees covered in a hodge-podge of mi ... More >>

Exploding Hotels and Homosexual Secrets

Every year growing up, my brother and I got to pick out an ornament and add it to a growing collection. Unpacking and hanging up the previous year's ornaments was as much a treat as purchasing new ones, until Martha Stewart showed up and ruined everything. Homely trees covered in a hodge-podge of mi ... More >>

The Week In Event Names: Band Playing This Week or Folsom Street Fair Sighting?

Erik Wilson (Generik11)​Not that the two are mutually exclusive. Answers after the jump. 1. Glitter Wizard 2. Industrial Frottage 3. Big Black Butthole 4. Grooming the Crow 5. Cat and the Nine Tails 6. Tool 7. Carolina Chocolate Drops 8. Dirty Cupcakes 9. Kneepads McMonkeyface and the Diaperspac ... More >>

Ten holiday shows to suit any mood or creed

Erik Wilson (Generik11)​Not that the two are mutually exclusive. Answers after the jump. 1. Glitter Wizard 2. Industrial Frottage 3. Big Black Butthole 4. Grooming the Crow 5. Cat and the Nine Tails 6. Tool 7. Carolina Chocolate Drops 8. Dirty Cupcakes 9. Kneepads McMonkeyface and the Diaperspac ... More >>

Side-Stepping My Religion

Erik Wilson (Generik11)​Not that the two are mutually exclusive. Answers after the jump. 1. Glitter Wizard 2. Industrial Frottage 3. Big Black Butthole 4. Grooming the Crow 5. Cat and the Nine Tails 6. Tool 7. Carolina Chocolate Drops 8. Dirty Cupcakes 9. Kneepads McMonkeyface and the Diaperspac ... More >>

The Top 6 Most. Irritating. Christmas. Songs. Ever?

Oh dear God, is there a worse time of year for music than Christmas? We certainly don't think so. Walking into anywhere public right about now is like having our ears pelted from on high by sleigh bells (no, not that duo from Brooklyn -- we quite like them) and snowballs filled with glass. But! Bein ... More >>

It's Your Super Bowl Drinking Game

​America's national excuse for going on a bender the night before a new workweek is upon us. Super Bowl Sunday is nigh, and if you needed a more organized drinking regimen than "imbibe when your team wins, loses, or draws" then you've come to the right place. SMALL SIPS Mentions of: Vince Lombar ... More >>

Bake on with Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger

​Listen to this while high: Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger ​Behind the buzz: Thursday's upcoming S.F. stop on the Soundgarden reunion tour will no doubt kick a groaning board of ass, so anyone desirous of a preliminary bombardment would do well to crank up this third album and sophomore effort on ... More >>

SF Weekly Letters

​Listen to this while high: Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger ​Behind the buzz: Thursday's upcoming S.F. stop on the Soundgarden reunion tour will no doubt kick a groaning board of ass, so anyone desirous of a preliminary bombardment would do well to crank up this third album and sophomore effort on ... More >>

Vegan Hanukkah, Year End Animal News, and Beyonce is Partially Vegan!?

​ • Beyonce is preggers and so she's eating a vegan diet. Or is it, a partially vegan diet? Which is what EVERYONE ON EARTH EATS. It's like, did you eat anything that wasn't a steak today? Unless it was an egg milkshake, you're partially vegan! Welcome to the club, asshole! • Need some last m ... More >>

Eating My Religion

​ • Beyonce is preggers and so she's eating a vegan diet. Or is it, a partially vegan diet? Which is what EVERYONE ON EARTH EATS. It's like, did you eat anything that wasn't a steak today? Unless it was an egg milkshake, you're partially vegan! Welcome to the club, asshole! • Need some last m ... More >>

Best Practices for Cleansing Yourself Like Gwyneth Paltrow Would Want You To

Yum!​Looking to drop a dress size but not looking to eat healthfully and exercise? Girl, I've got your back. I possess the secret to getting you back into a pair of skinny jeans (from the kid's department!), without anyone accusing you of Anorexia. The answer? Cleansing! It's spiritually-sanc ... More >>