Things get ugly when Infiltrator is unmasked at a celebrity impersonator convention, but all ends well when fake Arnold Schwarzenegger marries faux Shania Twain
Pussycat Dolls: typical Whisper Lounge patrons
Personally, I've always found the concept of the "Ultra Lounge"--an upscale dance club--more than just a little bit pretentious. Bottle service for exclusive clientele who arrive in limousines? That's not chic, just bougie. And let's face it, dress codes are for douchebags. I'm not saying Tevas and tank tops or Tims and hoodies are always appropriate evening attire, but if I want the fashion police to regulate what I can and can't wear to a club, I
Chelsea HandlerGLAAD Media Awards
May 9, 2009
The Hilton
Review and sketches by Evan James
Better than: All six volumes of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
So much great writing has been done about gay media awards shows--The Sound and the Fury, Moby Dick, Little Women. So when I was asked to attend the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defenestration Media Awards, to mix fast-talking red carpet reportage, penetrating psychedelic insight, and light-hearted mendacity l
Friday, August 14, 2009
Let's do lunch:
Like you're not totally going to be consuming hemp later tonight. Start to condition your bloodstream at lunch with a spinach salad with mushrooms, red onions, toasted walnuts, and roasted red peppers with creamy hemp dressing at Herbivore (983 Valencia at 21st St., or 531 Divisadero at Hayes).
Drink therapy:
It's been reworked more times than Joan Rivers' face: Check out happy hour specials at newly remodeled The Café (2369 Market at Castro),
Leggo my logo...We at the Snitch love to hate on everything. Not two hours had passed
since Gavin Newsom's baby slid down the chute, and we were already
mocking Baby Montana's name. Headline: "Newsom Baby Arrives. It's... A State!" We even pointed out that one of the baby's namesakes was a porn star. See what I mean? Haters.The
same day the nascent United Football League unveiled its San
Francisco team name, the California Redwoods, we ripped it apart with
glee. Headline: "Are You