In November of last year, the SF Weekly published a cover story on the all-out duck fight going on between the city's rival amphibious tours, Bay Quackers and Ride the Ducks. Bay Quackers is the smaller, locally owned business that's been around about five years; Ride the Ducks belongs to the bible-kissing, Georgia-based corporate monolith, Herschend Entertainment Company, which owns duck tours, aquariums, and theme parks nationwide (including Dollywood!).
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