Audrey FukumanThe other day, Gavin Newsom's gubernatorial campaign gave the little people a chance to select which logo San Francisco's erstwhile mayor ought to use. While we appreciate being pandered to as much as the next constituent, you'd have to be myopic to not observe that all of the choices Newsom has shoveled into our trough are lousy and indistinct. So, we're being proactive. Instead of merely casting our lot for the least terrible of the pre-selected Newsom logos, we've commission
Making fun of the Chronicle isn't as enjoyable as it used to be. Writing some snarky bit about our troubled hometown paper these days is like laughing at a blind guy who walks into a door -- on his way to chemotherapy. It feels like picking on someone less fortunate than yourself. Like writing a review panning a Keanu Reeves performance, it's just too easy.
Now comes more bad news for our journalistically crippled cousins: During the six-month period between April and September, the Chr