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Keanu Reeves

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2011

    Top 6 Movie Parodies in Music Videos (Thanks, Foo Fighters)

    Remember the quietly xenophobic, right-wing propaganda movie that was Falling Down? The one where Michael Douglas has a meltdown in Los Angeles and goes on a mini-rampage (against mostly immigrants) in his white shirt and horn-rimmed specs? The movie was extraordinarily silly on a number of levels, ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 23, 2011

    Don't Panic

    Remember the quietly xenophobic, right-wing propaganda movie that was Falling Down? The one where Michael Douglas has a meltdown in Los Angeles and goes on a mini-rampage (against mostly immigrants) in his white shirt and horn-rimmed specs? The movie was extraordinarily silly on a number of levels, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2010

    'SFearthquakes' Twitter Account Needs to Shake Up Language

    ​Your humble narrator just became the 8,619th follower of the Twitter account @SFearthquakes. Figured it'd be useful down the road to explain to us why there's rubble on our heads and we've been unconscious for three days. So, a valuable service is being provided. But not just in the way you'd exp ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2010

    10 Signs the Band You Are About to See is Going to Suck

    Fuckthatband.com​Sometimes at a show you have a feeling -- a hunch, a gut instinct, a fucking prejudice -- and the feeling is right. "This show is going to suck," you think, when some greasy waif takes the stage wearing rhinestone-studded shades and a turquoise-sequined cumberbund, then yanks a po ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz -- Yes, There's a Prize

    Lemme tell you what I can get for $72 million...​Everyone is familiar with the concept -- perform well, receive compensation. That's why Keanu Reeves pulls in the big bucks. Now it's your turn. Send your perfect scores on this quiz here and the first one to ace it wins a prize. It's tax free (so t ... More >>

  • Film

    December 9, 2009

    Desperate Housewife: The Private Lives of Pippa Lee

    Lemme tell you what I can get for $72 million...​Everyone is familiar with the concept -- perform well, receive compensation. That's why Keanu Reeves pulls in the big bucks. Now it's your turn. Send your perfect scores on this quiz here and the first one to ace it wins a prize. It's tax free (so t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2009

    The Biggest Loser: Chron's Circulation Drops More Than Other Major Dailies

    ​Making fun of the Chronicle isn't as enjoyable as it used to be. Writing some snarky bit about our troubled hometown paper these days is like laughing at a blind guy who walks into a door -- on his way to chemotherapy. It feels like picking on someone less fortunate than yourself. Like writin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2009

    You're Welcome, Gavin: We Improve Erstwhile Mayor's Campaign Logo

    Audrey Fukuman​The other day, Gavin Newsom's gubernatorial campaign gave the little people a chance to select which logo San Francisco's erstwhile mayor ought to use. While we appreciate being pandered to as much as the next constituent, you'd have to be myopic to not observe that all of the choi ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 11, 2009

    A Good Ride

    Audrey Fukuman​The other day, Gavin Newsom's gubernatorial campaign gave the little people a chance to select which logo San Francisco's erstwhile mayor ought to use. While we appreciate being pandered to as much as the next constituent, you'd have to be myopic to not observe that all of the choi ... More >>

  • Film

    December 10, 2008

    The Day the Plot Stood Still

    Sci-fi remake misses the point, and that's a Klaatu Barada no-no.

  • Music

    September 17, 2008

    It’s Not Goa * It’s “Whoa”

    Sci-fi remake misses the point, and that's a Klaatu Barada no-no.

  • Culture

    September 17, 2008

    Also Playing

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    September 10, 2008

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    September 3, 2008

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    August 27, 2008

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    August 20, 2008

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  • Culture

    August 13, 2008

    Also Playing

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  • Culture

    August 6, 2008

    Also Playing

    Our critics weigh in on local theater

  • Culture

    July 30, 2008

    Also Playing

    Our critics weigh in on local theater

  • Culture

    July 23, 2008

    Also Playing

    Our critics weigh in on local theater

  • Culture

    July 16, 2008

    Also Playing

    Our critics weigh in on local theater

  • Culture

    July 9, 2008
  • Blogs

    April 11, 2008

    Newsom Declares April 11 Point Break Day

    Our critics weigh in on local theater

  • Calendar

    April 9, 2008

    Get On Board

    Our critics weigh in on local theater

  • Film

    April 9, 2008

    Cop Out

    Boys will be boys in Street Kings' shallow look at dirty police.

  • Calendar

    August 8, 2007

    Killer App

    Boys will be boys in Street Kings' shallow look at dirty police.

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2007

    Pablo Francisco does a very good impersonation of the movie preview guy

    Boys will be boys in Street Kings' shallow look at dirty police.

  • Film

    July 5, 2006

    Truly, Madly, Darkly

    Richard Linklater's Scanner is a rotoscoped feast for freaks

  • Summer Guide

    June 28, 2006

    Get Inside!

    Your forecast of the summer's top movies

  • Film

    June 14, 2006

    Hope Floats

    The Lake House reunites Bullock and Reeves in a twilight-zone romance

  • Music

    June 14, 2006

    Stern Grove goes 'Aquatic'

    The Lake House reunites Bullock and Reeves in a twilight-zone romance

  • Home Entertainment

    January 25, 2006

    Exit the Matrix

    The Matrix: Path of Neo is more chop suey than chopsocky.

  • Film

    February 16, 2005

    Still the One

    Reeves is back in black (trench coat), and there's more hell to pay

  • Music

    November 3, 2004

    Method Rocking

    Juliette Lewis and Minnie Driver have started bands. Come on, you know you're curious.

  • Music

    September 15, 2004

    Pop-Punk Confessional

    We've all thought about it, but one man finally went and confessed his love of pop-punk

  • Film

    November 5, 2003

    Silly Humans, Matrix Is for Kids!

    Revolutions runs a playful joy ride through a nifty vision of hell

  • Culture

    July 30, 2003

    Carved in Rock: Short Stories by Musicians

    Rock 'n' roll may make you famous, but it doesn't make you a good writer

  • Calendar

    May 21, 2003

    Buffy Band

    Spike the Vampire has a posse

  • Dining

    November 14, 2001

    Chef's Choice

    Women think Auberge du Soleil's cook is a pretty tasty morsel

  • Film

    August 15, 2001

    The Song Remains the Same

    Jackpot proves that karaoke movies are a bad idea even if you're a hip auteur

  • Dining

    May 30, 2001

    Fighting Nuns

    Oh, brother -- sisters invade the W Hotel

  • Best of San Francisco

    May 23, 2001

    Best Vocal Coach

    Faith Winthrop

  • Film

    April 18, 2001

    L.A. Confidential

    Stars in bars, stars in cars, stars with plastic surgery scars.

  • Culture

    January 3, 2001

    The Tired Gun

    Or: Why winning an Oscar sometimes means losing sight of a career

  • Dining

    March 8, 2000

    Side Dish

    ... and the Winner Is, ...Getchyer Peanuts, Wagging Tongues, Celebrity Meat

  • Dining

    August 11, 1999

    Cool World

    ... and the Winner Is, ...Getchyer Peanuts, Wagging Tongues, Celebrity Meat

  • Film

    March 31, 1999

    The Ultimate Illusion

    ... and the Winner Is, ...Getchyer Peanuts, Wagging Tongues, Celebrity Meat

  • News

    September 24, 1997

    Identity Crisis

    American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?

  • Music

    July 2, 1997

    The House of Tudor

    American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?

  • Film

    June 11, 1997

    That Sinking Feeling

    American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?

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