People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Tom Cruise plots to kill Hitler in his latest impossible mission.
Virginia Woolf adaptation is ambitious, but never reaches its destination
An abundance of the best international cinema at the 2006 Telluride and Toronto film festivals
Emma Thompson's Nanny McPhee becomes a thing of beauty.
An entertaining mix of melodrama and kitsch, but does Monster speak to today's audience?
Ethan Hawke stars in Hamlet
A visit to (dull) Camp Shakespeare
Kenneth Branagh's A Midwinter's Tale is an entertaining valentine to the British acting profession
The new movie version of Othello is an Elizabethan soap opera