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Subject: Lance Armstrong

  • Get Inspired, Quit That Cubicle Job, Then Ride Across Country on a Segway

    January 23, 2008
  • Plan Your Culinary Rocktober

    October 1, 2008
  • Tour of California Explained: Borat in San Francisco?

    Very Nice! Now that Bay Area resident and Lance Armstrong teammate Levi Leiphiemer took Monday's lead in the Tour of California bicycle race, some Snitchophrenics have taken notice of this Big International Sporting Spectacle, and come away confused.Funny clothes, foreign sponsors, misshapen bodies, absurd bikes, and weird nomenclature made the Tour seem more like a rolling production of Borat than a bona-fide sporting event.SF Weekly sets out to clear up confusion with our first installm

    February 17, 2009
  • Tour of California Explained: Norse Gods and Mountain Goats

    Part II of our explainer of California's new favorite bike race. For Part I, click here. Q: What could beat seeing ballerina-thin American demi-gods Lance Armstrong and Levi Leipheimer prance weightlessly up mountain passes in pursuit of victory in a week-long endurance contest? A: Seeing an actual muscle-bound Norwegian God storm toward the finish line at 40mph, while hacking at his rivals with his elbows, in pursuit of a sprint-finish victory likely to be measured in miliseconds. In bicycle st

    February 17, 2009
  • Tour of California Explained: Cycling ValHella

    Part III of our explainer of California's new favorite sporting event. Read Part II here, and Part I here. Q. In  your installment about Tuesday's stage victor, Norseman Thor Hushovd, you said bike racing's low-impact training meant fewer injuries and greater athleticism. So is cycling a sportsman's Valhalla?A. It's not. Unless you believe Odin rules a place where Einherjar are always on the verge of sickness, walk with great pain, live in constant risk of calamitous trauma, lurch from unhealt

    February 18, 2009
  • Work It Out

    Who needs money if you have your health?

    January 14, 2009
  • Dopey Bid

    September 13, 2006
  • This Is Your Sport Off Drugs

    If only baseball would deal with the drug problem instead of cowering in fear

    July 19, 2006
  • Doping Scandal

    February 22, 2006
  • Letters to the Editor

    Week of Wednesday, December 21, 2005

    December 21, 2005
  • Legal Complications on Steroids

    December 7, 2005
  • Letters to the Editor

    Week of Wednesday, September 21, 2005

    September 21, 2005
  • Tour de Farce

    September 7, 2005
  • Best Ways to Kill Yourself in San Francisco

    May 11, 2005
  • Parks Reborn

    Celebrate a shoreline renaissance

    September 8, 2004
  • Countdown to Burlingame

    A guide to television coverage of the enhanced drama and athleticism of the 2004 Alternolympics

    August 4, 2004
  • Censorship for Dummies

    John Wiley & Sons New Jersey, 2004

    July 21, 2004
  • This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    September 10, 2003
  • Aloha, Yay!

    Party like the islanders in S.F.

    July 30, 2003
  • It's the Economic Development, Stupid

    July 16, 2003
  • Best Bike Ride

    May 14, 2003
  • This Is Your Sport, on Dope

    State Sen. Don Perata's bill on drug testing for pro athletes isn't nearly tough enough on doped-up athletes or their enablers

    August 7, 2002
  • A Brand of Justice

    August 22, 2001
  • The Best Ambassador Money Can Buy?

    Republican mega-donor Howard Leach is reportedly headed to France. At least we're not sending him to an important country.

    March 21, 2001
  • Breaking the Cycle

    Marin County has a program to protect bicyclists. In S.F., we keep killing them.

    December 13, 2000
  • A Boy Scout No More

    Since he was 12, Steven Cozza has led a crusade against the Scouts' anti-gay policies. What will happen now that he's grown up to discover sports and girls?

    September 20, 2000
  • Recycling America

    As the millennium approaches, the country is engulfed in a bicycling craze that's reminiscent of our last fin de siecle. A Bay Area street kid named George Mount helped start it all. Savior on Wheels

    July 30, 1997
  • Lance Armstrong's Derriere Exposed, Now That He's Lost His Levi

    Levi LeipheimerLevi Leipheimer, the petite, bald-headed San Rafael resident who until Thursday was considered a possible dark horse to win the Tour de France, dropped out Friday with a wrist fracture suffered in a crash during Wednesday's stage, according to press reports.Though Leipheimer's Astana teammates, Lance Armstrong and Alberto Contador, were garnering the lion's share of the Tour's media attention, Leipheimer had quietly positioned himself for a possible overall Tour win, sitting in fo

    July 17, 2009
  • Veiled Accusations Leveled at Arson Suspect Prompt Question: How Fast Can 61-Year-Old Homeless Woman Get Around Town?

    www.lcpstc.orgWhodunnit?​The San Francisco Police are quick to note that 61-year-old homeless woman and convicted arsonist Fafa Chan is not a suspect in the series of car fires that plagued the city last month. But SFPD spokeswoman Lyn Tomioka was quick to note to SF Weekly that once Chan was arrested on July 30, the fires mysteriously ceased. It's a point the Chronicle noted yesterday -- as is the notion that this is just about the only "evidence" the cops have against Chan in the car fires.

    August 20, 2009
  • Hipsters, Rejoice: PVMJ Wristbands Are Here

    BombHipHop.comAvailable in Purple (and other colors, too)​ Despite your PBR tattoo, pimped-out track bike, and closet full of guayabera shirts and skinny pants, admit it: your life as a hipster was incomplete. You desperately searched for meaning at Kuduro parties, chic art openings, and monster truck rallies. You were halfway through your mashup mix of Brazilian tropicalismo and hair-metal when you realized: if only I had a "Prince vs. Michael Jackson" wristband, my life would be worth m

    August 31, 2009
  • Cops: S.F., East Bay Car Fires are Not Connected -- and 62-Year-Old Homeless Woman Is *Still* Prime Suspect in City Blazes

    www.lcpstc.org​Other than disturbingly large swaths of the population of France, not so many people get a kick out of immolating cars. So when automobiles started going up like foreclosed factories in the East Bay, a natural thought was, "I wonder if this has something to do with all those car fires we had here in San Francisco?" San Francisco police had that notion, too -- but Inspector Jeffrey Levin said he's been in close contact with the lead investigator at the Richmond Police Department,

    November 11, 2009