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Lauren Smiley

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    February 27, 2012

    Muni Masturbation Inspires Bay Citizen Poll on Public Transit Perverts

    ​After former SF Weekly staff writer Lauren Smiley regaled readers with her ribald version of a Muni ride home alongside one too many masturbators, it appears those public transit perverts have intrigued the local media.Specifically, The Bay Citizen wants to know just how often Muni and BART& ... More >>

  • News

    February 8, 2012

    SF Weekly Letters

    ​After former SF Weekly staff writer Lauren Smiley regaled readers with her ribald version of a Muni ride home alongside one too many masturbators, it appears those public transit perverts have intrigued the local media.Specifically, The Bay Citizen wants to know just how often Muni and BART& ... More >>

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    February 1, 2012

    SF Weekly Letters

    ​After former SF Weekly staff writer Lauren Smiley regaled readers with her ribald version of a Muni ride home alongside one too many masturbators, it appears those public transit perverts have intrigued the local media.Specifically, The Bay Citizen wants to know just how often Muni and BART& ... More >>

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    December 5, 2011

    Occupy SF: Mission District Residents Don't Want Protesters in Their Backyard

    Lauren SmileyYou tell me: Is this guy an Occupy camper or just another Mission District resident?​The feeling is mutual between Mission residents and Occupy SF protesters: Neither group wants to see the encampment relocate to the Mission District, despite what city officials say. The Chron's Matie ... More >>

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    November 30, 2011

    SF Weekly Letters

    Lauren SmileyYou tell me: Is this guy an Occupy camper or just another Mission District resident?​The feeling is mutual between Mission residents and Occupy SF protesters: Neither group wants to see the encampment relocate to the Mission District, despite what city officials say. The Chron's Matie ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 18, 2011

    Alien Pastry Chefs, Nice Baristas, and Fall Cocktails: This Week in Food Bloggery

    Jonathan Percy/SF Weekly Flickr poolHighlights from the blog this week: 1. Have you read Lauren Smiley's great profile of Oscar Yedra yet? Yedra's a master butcher who, until now, has remained low profile in a food scene turning butchers into artisans (at minimum), even celebrities. SFoodie acc ... More >>

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    November 17, 2011

    Occupy SF Prepares for Police Raid Tonight

    Kate CongerIs San Francisco next?​Update (5:45 p.m.): Department of Health officials led reporters through the encampment this evening as they inspected the area for violations. SF Weekly's Lauren Smiley says that Barbara Garcia, the director of the city's Health  Department, claims the toile ... More >>

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    September 28, 2011

    SF Weekly Letters

    Kate CongerIs San Francisco next?​Update (5:45 p.m.): Department of Health officials led reporters through the encampment this evening as they inspected the area for violations. SF Weekly's Lauren Smiley says that Barbara Garcia, the director of the city's Health  Department, claims the toile ... More >>

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    September 27, 2011

    What's Your Death Row Last Meal?

    James Reynolds/Last SuppersRecreations of condemned inmates' actual last meal requests​I got to thinking about death-row last meal requests last week, which naturally made me think of mine. I don't want to speculate about why I'd be executed. Naturally, I would be being framed. I also asked ... More >>

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    August 24, 2011

    SF Weekly Letters

    James Reynolds/Last SuppersRecreations of condemned inmates' actual last meal requests​I got to thinking about death-row last meal requests last week, which naturally made me think of mine. I don't want to speculate about why I'd be executed. Naturally, I would be being framed. I also asked ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 15, 2011

    Protesters Storm Civic Center BART, Trains Halt, Stations Closed

    Lauren SmileyJust your avergae BART police protester​Update 6:30 p.m.: Protesters have lost steam. The chants are dying down and the crowd has thinned out to about 20 people. Allison reports that Embarcadero was closed for five minutes but has since reopened. Montgomery Street station has also ope ... More >>

  • News

    July 27, 2011

    SF Weekly Letters

    Lauren SmileyJust your avergae BART police protester​Update 6:30 p.m.: Protesters have lost steam. The chants are dying down and the crowd has thinned out to about 20 people. Allison reports that Embarcadero was closed for five minutes but has since reopened. Montgomery Street station has also ope ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2011

    What Taqueria Is Tasty Enough for an MS-13 Member to Risk Getting Shot?

    View Tacos on 24th Street in Norteño Territory in a larger mapSF Weekly reporter Lauren Smiley followed up on her (stunning) cover story, "A Rat's Life," with a blog post yesterday, "The Insider's Guide to the MS-13 Gang." In between tidbits like not using gang funds to buy broken-down Impalas and ... More >>

  • News

    January 19, 2011

    SF Weekly Letters

    View Tacos on 24th Street in Norteño Territory in a larger mapSF Weekly reporter Lauren Smiley followed up on her (stunning) cover story, "A Rat's Life," with a blog post yesterday, "The Insider's Guide to the MS-13 Gang." In between tidbits like not using gang funds to buy broken-down Impalas and ... More >>

  • News

    December 29, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    View Tacos on 24th Street in Norteño Territory in a larger mapSF Weekly reporter Lauren Smiley followed up on her (stunning) cover story, "A Rat's Life," with a blog post yesterday, "The Insider's Guide to the MS-13 Gang." In between tidbits like not using gang funds to buy broken-down Impalas and ... More >>

  • News

    December 15, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    View Tacos on 24th Street in Norteño Territory in a larger mapSF Weekly reporter Lauren Smiley followed up on her (stunning) cover story, "A Rat's Life," with a blog post yesterday, "The Insider's Guide to the MS-13 Gang." In between tidbits like not using gang funds to buy broken-down Impalas and ... More >>

  • News

    December 1, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    View Tacos on 24th Street in Norteño Territory in a larger mapSF Weekly reporter Lauren Smiley followed up on her (stunning) cover story, "A Rat's Life," with a blog post yesterday, "The Insider's Guide to the MS-13 Gang." In between tidbits like not using gang funds to buy broken-down Impalas and ... More >>

  • News

    November 10, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    View Tacos on 24th Street in Norteño Territory in a larger mapSF Weekly reporter Lauren Smiley followed up on her (stunning) cover story, "A Rat's Life," with a blog post yesterday, "The Insider's Guide to the MS-13 Gang." In between tidbits like not using gang funds to buy broken-down Impalas and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2010

    San Francisco's Next Mayor Is Royally Screwed

    Our new city flag? ​Much speculation is under way as to who the Board of Supervisors will tap to succeed Gavin Newsom, who has finally managed to flee San Francisco politics. Less attention has been paid to the gift-wrapped turd Newsom presents his successor, whomever it may be. With a foot out th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2010

    When Following the Chile Lindo Saga, Don't Forget How Important the ADA Is

    ​Lauren Smiley's coverage of Chile Lindo's closing in the face of an acrimonious lawsuit regarding wheelchair access makes me prickle in discomfort, torn between feeling for owner Paula Tejada and worrying that readers will excoriate the defendant, glossing over the importance of the Americans wit ... More >>

  • News

    June 30, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    ​Lauren Smiley's coverage of Chile Lindo's closing in the face of an acrimonious lawsuit regarding wheelchair access makes me prickle in discomfort, torn between feeling for owner Paula Tejada and worrying that readers will excoriate the defendant, glossing over the importance of the Americans wit ... More >>

  • News

    June 23, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    ​Lauren Smiley's coverage of Chile Lindo's closing in the face of an acrimonious lawsuit regarding wheelchair access makes me prickle in discomfort, torn between feeling for owner Paula Tejada and worrying that readers will excoriate the defendant, glossing over the importance of the Americans wit ... More >>

  • News

    June 16, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    ​Lauren Smiley's coverage of Chile Lindo's closing in the face of an acrimonious lawsuit regarding wheelchair access makes me prickle in discomfort, torn between feeling for owner Paula Tejada and worrying that readers will excoriate the defendant, glossing over the importance of the Americans wit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2010

    Janitors Descend From Skyscrapers to Protest Immigration Raids

    ​At 9 p.m. on Monday night, long after the white-collar workers that make the Financial District hum had gone home, the janitors started to trickle out of the skyscrapers into the dark plaza in front of 101 California.It was like sighting a secret society, a gathering of workers whose job lends on ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2010

    SF Weekly Wins Big at CNPA Awards

    Hey, that's us!​SF Weekly won seven awards in the California Newspaper Publishers Association's Better Newspaper Contest -- the second-most of any weekly in the state with a circulation higher than 25,000. The Weekly earned three first-place prizes -- including one for Best Investigative/Enterpris ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2010

    Paper Trails: Honor Killings, A Dead Sex Offender, and Hannah Montana

    ​In the paper this week...Paul Rubin writes about a Muslim father's "honor killing" of his 20-year-old Americanized daughter in Arizona.Matt Smith uses Healthy San Francisco as a crystal ball to portend what national health care reform might bring: longer lines in the waiting room. Peter Jamison ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2010

    Kauffman's Five: This Week in Bloggery

    Five favorite bits from the blogs and beyond:T. Palmer​1. A couple years ago, a friend and I drove several hundred miles out of our way to stop in Pie Town, New Mexico, for apple and green chile pie. Now all I have to do is walk to Chile Pies. Something about the blog buzz around the new restauran ... More >>

  • News

    February 24, 2010

    SF Weekly Letters

    Five favorite bits from the blogs and beyond:T. Palmer​1. A couple years ago, a friend and I drove several hundred miles out of our way to stop in Pie Town, New Mexico, for apple and green chile pie. Now all I have to do is walk to Chile Pies. Something about the blog buzz around the new restauran ... More >>

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    December 2, 2009

    SF Weekly Letters

    Five favorite bits from the blogs and beyond:T. Palmer​1. A couple years ago, a friend and I drove several hundred miles out of our way to stop in Pie Town, New Mexico, for apple and green chile pie. Now all I have to do is walk to Chile Pies. Something about the blog buzz around the new restauran ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2009

    Come For Black Friday, Stay For -- Gay Marriage?

    ​Last week, Lauren Smiley wrote a fascinating story about a Mexican man who specifically flew to San Francisco to participate in the Black Friday buy-a-thon in the City by the Bay.Most San Franciscans probably wouldn't be thrilled with the impression of our city an out-of-towner gets if his or her ... More >>

  • News

    November 25, 2009

    SF Weekly Letters

    ​Last week, Lauren Smiley wrote a fascinating story about a Mexican man who specifically flew to San Francisco to participate in the Black Friday buy-a-thon in the City by the Bay.Most San Franciscans probably wouldn't be thrilled with the impression of our city an out-of-towner gets if his or her ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 10, 2009

    Breaking: Supes Override Newsom's Veto on Sanctuary Policy

    Lauren SmileySupervisor David Campos meets the press after initial passage of his ordinance in October​As anticipated, the Board of Supervisors this afternoon beat back Mayor Gavin Newsom's veto of Supervisor David Campos' sanctuary policy legislation. With a vote of 8-3 (Carmen Chu, Michela Aliot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2009

    Chris Daly May Know a Lot about a Lot -- But He Doesn't Know Jack About SF Weekly

    Chris Daly​I want to thank Supervisor Chris Daly. I want to thank the man for forcing me to read through his turgid, 2,500-word polemic about supervisorial candidate Theresa Sparks and how "big money" has supposedly been showered upon this newspaper in return for a cover story. Now we know what it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 24, 2009

    Vandals May Think We're A Rag; but the Guardian Is a Crapper

     It's not easy being a newspaper dispenser in the Mission. We were walking down Valencia this week and saw that many of the SF Weekly boxes had been adorned/defaced with graffiti, but this poor, beat-up guy in particular had been turned into: 1. Homeless clot ... More >>

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    July 8, 2009

    SF Weekly Letters

     It's not easy being a newspaper dispenser in the Mission. We were walking down Valencia this week and saw that many of the SF Weekly boxes had been adorned/defaced with graffiti, but this poor, beat-up guy in particular had been turned into: 1. Homeless clot ... More >>

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    March 23, 2009

    Saga of a Hurled SF Weekly Box

    We know these are tough times for the print media, but who would have expected this?It wasn't yet 10:30 on Sunday morning, when we heard that an SF Weekly box had been moved -- no, seemingly hurled -- from its comfortable post among the line of newspaper boxes in the BART plaza on the corn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2009

    Gavin's Catholic Bashing

    By Lauren Smiley Is Mayor Newsom a self-hating Catholic? The Catholic League said this week that the Mayor (and the Board of Supervisors) should be blamed for vandals scrawling the names of the pope and the San Francisco archbishop next to a Nazi symbol on Most Holy Redeemer Catholic Church in the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2008

    11th Hour Decision: Let there be BINGO! (At least for 90 days)

    By Lauren SmileyWaiting for "Bingo!" at Army Street Bingo has been suspenseful for more than dauber-wielding grannies in the last couple months. The eight non-profits who hold games there to fund-raise for their charities have worried they'd lose a major source of revenue since the police denied th ... More >>

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    December 24, 2008

    All Bingo Hall Wants for X-mas: P-E-R-M-I-T-S

    By Lauren Smiley   So much for $20 tucked in a greeting card from Grandma. Army Street Bingo is hoping Santa (well, at least a jolly Superior Court judge) will deliver a surprise worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. As in our story this week, the police have denied bingo permits to ... More >>

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    December 22, 2008

    Picking the Bones of a Desiccated Corpse: A Visit to New College's Blowout Sale

    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens -- ALL MUST GO! By Joe EskenaziAfter reading my colleague Lauren Smiley's article about New College's going-out-of-business blowout sale, I figured I had to attend. It's not every day one gets to wade through t ... More >>

  • News

    December 17, 2008

    SF Weekly Letters

    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens -- ALL MUST GO! By Joe EskenaziAfter reading my colleague Lauren Smiley's article about New College's going-out-of-business blowout sale, I figured I had to attend. It's not every day one gets to wade through t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2008

    California Cities and Same-Sex Couples Join SF's Prop. 8 Challenge

    By Lauren SmileyThe San Francisco city attorney filed an amended petition (note: PDF file) challenging the constitutionality of Prop. 8 in the state Supreme Court Wednesday, adding seven same-sex married couples and 11 more cities and counties as parties. The amended filing also argues that Prop. 8 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2008

    SF Weekly Challenges Guardian Op-Ed on "Border Crossers"

    By Lauren Smiley Usually SF Weekly lets its stories speak for themselves, yet the op-ed in the Guardian attacking my "Border Crossers" cover story last week -- comparing me to Jerry Springer and the Weekly to the National Enquirer -- calls for a response. My story took a critical yet sensitive loo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 28, 2008

    Coming Soon: Day Without a Gay

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2008

    Halloween at the Cat Club, Dia de los Muertos in the Mission and the Alternative Press Expo: Your Monday Morning Hangover

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

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    August 20, 2008

    SF Weekly Letters

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 13, 2008

    Friday Night: James Hunter at Bimbo's 365 Club

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2008

    SF's Top Eccentrics - Owen Dias a.k.a. Powell Street's No Sex Guy

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2008

    Anti-Weekly Suit Set for Take-Off

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 25, 2007

    Clown Wants Newsom’s Job – Wait a minute …

    By Lauren Smiley The opposition to Prop. 8 is trying a new, less divisive approach to tilt public opinion in favor of gays, and, by extension, gay marriage. Two gay men in West Hollywood conceived the Day Without a Gay, slated for December 10 to coincide with International Human Rights Day. With t ... More >>

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