Returning library books on time can be tough, and everybody has their reasons. In fact, as part of the San Francisco Public Library's most recent amnesty campaign, those who returned items were asked to give their best excuses.
It turns out, a second grader named Vanessa was too busy learning about and assisting sea creatures to return her books. A man named Gil was sabotaged by his sister, who checked out the Babe DVD under his name, hid it, and left town.
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