People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Our critics weigh in on local theater
Must be fun making a crap movie with all your old SNL pals.
The film snob's guide to the best cinema the season has to offer.