People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Ben Stiller's Hollywood sendup lacks firepower.
A jury divided unites around Laurent Cantet's schoolhouse drama
The season of big budget bangs uses its brain
Owen Wilson is a bad fit for an ass-kicking bodyguard.
The year's best characters
The summer season always brings out the worst in Hollywood, but there are also gems to be found
The awful truth about Nancy Meyers
Your forecast of the summer's top movies
What's black and white and red all over? Sin City, pal.
Why the best films of 2004 look like indies but aren't
Howard Hughes gets what he wants, in this case a fun and loving biopic
A rare superior sequel, Ocean's Twelve entertains with cinematic sleight of hand
The idiots what brung you Dumb & Dumber ain't funny no more
Another SNL vet may be the next Bill Murray. Seriously.
Charlie's high-flying heroines kick ass, but not the sequel syndrome
Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?
It's easy to be positive about the upcoming year in local film
Michael Fox recaps the best in Bay Area film for 2002 and recounts the first annual awards handed out by the S.F. Film Critics Circle
This season's cinema demands attention
After years of creative drought, inspiration was again in long supply
American movies once enthralled the world with their exuberance and clarity. What happened in the 1990s?