Ned Flanders

The Simpsons Movie : Grade A- “… It Doesn’t Suck!...”

Prim, Proper, and Totally Perverted

Secrets and Satire

It Happens

Ohmigod! Five seasons in, South Park�s the funniest show on TV.

Shearer Delight

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

The Greatest Story Never Told

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

Dog Bites

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

Labor Games

San Francisco is spending $5 million on a flag-waving, candy-bar-giving, feel-good course called Express to Success, hoping it will move welfare recipients into jobs. But no one is measuring the success -- or failure -- of the program itself.

Priming Your Sanity with Curry: A SFoodie Lunch Planner

Roy C./YelpThis is not a Brown 'n' Serve roll.​Thursday, November 19, 2009 Thanksgiving. Another year of holding your tongue as your Ned Flanders of a brother prophesies the end of Civilization As We Know It thanks to the gays, and holding your gut after packing your duodenum with animal fats ... More >>

Jimmy's Pies (and Backyard Raspberries) from Avonova Farms

John BirdsallPeach pie, made with Frog Hollow fruit, $12.​Monday, September 20, 2010 John Birdsall​Jimmy Pedersen started just a few years ago with four small raspberry plants. This year, his sprawling backyard in North Oakland will likely produce 200 pounds of the delicate little berri ... More >>

Lefty's Store For Left-Handers Says All Is Right

The right stuff -- for real! ​You would think a novelty store catering to the needs of left-handers would be the sacrificial goat left before the tyrannosaurus of the Great Recession. Well, you'd be wrong. San Francisco has proven itself not just a left-wing city, but also most amenable to left-wi ... More >>