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Overheard in S.F.: Various Discussions Happening in the Occupy Camp

Eight Rock 'n' Roll Poop Bombs: Exploring Pop Music and Shit

Dookie​Three of my sons have reached the age where they've begun exhibiting the symptoms of chronic privy mouth. Shakespeare relished a good poop quip every now and then (see Henry V). Ditto for Marquis de Sade and Geoffrey Chaucer. Graffiti from the buried Roman city of Pompeii featured humor ... More >>

Battlehooch on Visiting Abandoned Amusement Parks, Signing Names in Blood, and Getting Covered in Goo

Lydia White​Don't be fooled by its goofy demeanor and goofier name -- Battlehooch means business. Since signing a pact to form officially in 2007, the group has released an EP and two full-length LPs, toured the country, and even created a video series around its adventures. Band members have ... More >>

Top 10 Reasons Heavy Metal Is Fucking Dead

Face it, people: Heavy metal is dead. Over. Done with. What's that, you don't believe us? Just look at these pictures from the Rockstar Mayhem festival this weekend at Shoreline Amphitheatre, and let us guide you through the top 10 reasons heavy metal is dead. 10. There's no more room for new tatt ... More >>

How Your Favorite Musicians Will Die

Monte "M-Dog" Talbert-- the "Teach Me How To Dougie" guy-- was recently gunned down in a drive-by in South Central L.A.. The "Teach Me How To Dougie" guy! Shot and killed! That's crazy. How many famous musicians have we lost to unusual deaths? A lot. Biggie and Tupac. John Lennon. Dimebag Darrell. A ... More >>

The Birth of a Sushirrito, the Death of a Paleta Shop

​ ​The past 24 hours in gossip, innuendo, and cold hard facts about the San Francisco restaurant scene. Tablehopper discovers a new portmanteau cuisine. Sushi burrito = Sushirrito (59 New Montgomery, 495-7655, sushirrito.com). The pitch: nori-wrapped rice rolls, which sounds like giant fusio ... More >>

Download the Glitchy, Bouncy 'Wake Ups' from SF Producer Salva's Upcoming Debut

​What's the sound of laser-powered rubber bands shooting around to a serene moonrise? Pretty sure that'd be something like the smooth cacophony heard on "Wake Ups," the first track from Complex Housing, S.F. producer Salva's debut full length. Say what? Hear what we mean after the jump.

Yo Gabba Gabba!: Show Preview

​What's the sound of laser-powered rubber bands shooting around to a serene moonrise? Pretty sure that'd be something like the smooth cacophony heard on "Wake Ups," the first track from Complex Housing, S.F. producer Salva's debut full length. Say what? Hear what we mean after the jump.

The Week In Event Names: Basic Cable TV Guide Edition

First Blood plays Saturday at the Oakland Metro Operahouse.​ NBC: The Poison Control Center. Drama. CBS: Great American Taxi. Game show. Fox: Terrible Things. News.ABC: City (Comma) State. Sitcom. ABC Family: OK Sweetheart. Sitcom. Cartoon Network: The Supervillains. Cartoon. Disney Channel: Sydn ... More >>

J-Pop Party, Indie Erotica, Amoebapalooza, Comedy Day, Mexico's Independence, and More

Killbossa bring tropicalia to the Make-Out Room this Sunday​Already sick of your classes? Feeling a bit sluggish at work? Let San Francisco ease your pain with ten stress-soothing events for less than a bottle of self-medication. Here's our list of 10 cool events this weekend for under $10: Frida ... More >>

"Despicable Me"

Childish, funny, 3-D delights.

The 10 Worst Answers to 'What Kind of Music Do You Listen To?"

BrokeNCYDE: All your fears about the younger generation, realized.​It's a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible question. And a necessary one. Why necessary? Hell, we need some way to talk about the stuff. And it's terrible, obviously, because there's no successful way to answer it ... More >>

Alleged Serial Groper Curtis Campbell Had Very Good Excuse

It turns out at least four women groped along the Saratoga Creek Trail were apparently dealing with a really sweet man ... with issues​A rarity has emerged from a San Jose investigation: A story about an alleged serial groper who terrorized women jogging along a trail for months -- that's upliftin ... More >>

(100) Days of Summer Movies

It turns out at least four women groped along the Saratoga Creek Trail were apparently dealing with a really sweet man ... with issues​A rarity has emerged from a San Jose investigation: A story about an alleged serial groper who terrorized women jogging along a trail for months -- that's upliftin ... More >>

Bubblicious

It turns out at least four women groped along the Saratoga Creek Trail were apparently dealing with a really sweet man ... with issues​A rarity has emerged from a San Jose investigation: A story about an alleged serial groper who terrorized women jogging along a trail for months -- that's upliftin ... More >>

Tiny Monsters

It turns out at least four women groped along the Saratoga Creek Trail were apparently dealing with a really sweet man ... with issues​A rarity has emerged from a San Jose investigation: A story about an alleged serial groper who terrorized women jogging along a trail for months -- that's upliftin ... More >>

The Best Art Prints on the Web: Creep Machine's Josh Curates His Top 5 of the Week

It turns out at least four women groped along the Saratoga Creek Trail were apparently dealing with a really sweet man ... with issues​A rarity has emerged from a San Jose investigation: A story about an alleged serial groper who terrorized women jogging along a trail for months -- that's upliftin ... More >>

Killer Art Prints: Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, Flaming Bags-o-Poo

It turns out at least four women groped along the Saratoga Creek Trail were apparently dealing with a really sweet man ... with issues​A rarity has emerged from a San Jose investigation: A story about an alleged serial groper who terrorized women jogging along a trail for months -- that's upliftin ... More >>

Take the Money and Run

Rebecca and Terry Solomon face charges of fleecing almost $20 million from investors, but not even the feds know where the couple is hiding.

Way Out of Sync

Rebecca and Terry Solomon face charges of fleecing almost $20 million from investors, but not even the feds know where the couple is hiding.

Nuts to You

She's the Man fits the bill for teenage drag-king fans

Repertory Film Listings

She's the Man fits the bill for teenage drag-king fans

The Little Animation Company That COULD

After struggling uphill in the difficult yet potentially profitable world of computer animation films, Wild Brain is on the cusp of success

Retro Fits

Roll Bounce skates on its '70s vibe

Reps Etc.

Roll Bounce skates on its '70s vibe

Hip to Be SquarePants

There's nothing absurd about the appeal of SpongeBob's first movie

Stander Delivers

Thomas Jane, as folk hero, robs banks and steals a movie

Film Frenzy

The S.F. Black Film Festival may be short, but don't let that fool you

Medea Benjamin for President*

The new reality TV show American Candidate is as rigged as a Florida election. A recount won't help. We need a boycott.

Nice Pussy

A killer cat steals a wonderful movie

Continuum

The tactile pleasures of exposing, editing, and projecting celluloid

Sucks, Dickie

Just how does David Spade keep getting work?

Chingy

Jackpot

San Mateo Confidential

How a lesbian love triangle involving two police officers and a former kickboxing champion led to a drawn-out privacy lawsuit against the San Mateo County DA who had allegedly outed the kickboxer to her ex-husband, a probation officer who then decided to

Think Different

Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?

Comic Relief

Scribble your way to a million bucks

Merry Dismemberment to You, Too

Rhode Montijo and Kenn Navarro created Happy Tree Friends, a set of Web 'toons that put adorable critters to gruesome death. Mondo Media sponsored the DVD. Now, about that happy ending ...

Reps Etc.

Rhode Montijo and Kenn Navarro created Happy Tree Friends, a set of Web 'toons that put adorable critters to gruesome death. Mondo Media sponsored the DVD. Now, about that happy ending ...

Hail the Conquering Hero

Why is a Bay Area filmmaker who cherishes his independence about to direct a $40 million studio film?

Persistent Visions

This season's cinema demands attention

Art of the Scare

How two Bay Area animators hope to revolutionize Saturday-morning TV

Reps List

Film Reps List for 1-30-2002

The Adventures of Capt. GayMan

The Bush administration has released the first- ever Army training manual on homosexual policy -- as a comic book

Shaken, Not Stirred

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Lust for Life

Iggy Pop wants to be your Naughty Little Doggie

Samples

Iggy Pop wants to be your Naughty Little Doggie

Fazio's Cablevision

How Bill Fazio went from unknown to contender