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Olsen Twins

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    The Examiner's Crime Reporters Get a Mary-Kate & Ashley Makeover

    Crime fighters and BFFs!​Here at SF Weekly, there's nothing we love as much as The Examiner's Law & Disorder crime-roundup page, where thugs, goons, punks, and broads batter the hell out of each other in headlines so lurid and purple they seemed to have been dictated by crotchety hobos. Or ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2012

    Why You Should Fake It on Facebook

    ​I went out on a first date with a girl who is also a recently added Facebook friend. During dinner she kept bringing up things I had already read about on FB, but I lied and pretended like I didn't know because that's creepy, right? At what point am I allowed to admit I FB stalk her? A month? Lon ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 9, 2011

    Jay-Z and Kanye West's Watch the Throne: A First Listen

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Film

    February 2, 2011

    Sundance dominated by cults and the uncertain future

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Film

    May 19, 2010

    (100) Days of Summer Movies

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2008

    Heath Ledger Dead at 28 - Gals (Dudes too) at SF Weekly Gasping, Demanding 'Why!?'

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2008

    Heath Ledger Dead at Age 28

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2007

    'Full House Of Horrors': PETA Is Even Batshittier Than Imagined

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2007

    Wishing Mary-Kate (and Ashley, I guess) Olsen the Best. The Very Best.

    ​ Have we been waiting for this? Who knows -- even big fans of Jay-Z and Yeezy know they never shut up for too long. Big-budget collab albums we know aren't Jay-Z's strong suit (Unfinished Business? Collision Course?). And judging by the awful "H*A*M" (now a bonus cut) and the mesmerizing "Ot ... More >>

  • Home Entertainment

    March 7, 2007

    No Replay for Wii Play

    There's not much besides an extra controller to these minigames

  • Home Entertainment

    February 15, 2006

    Torino It Off

    This horrible Winter Olympics game doesn't even medal.

  • Film

    December 7, 2005

    Asia Minor

    Memoirs of a Geisha views Japan through Western eyes

  • Music

    December 7, 2005

    What the Fuck, 2005

    The 10 most head-scratching, insulting, crass, craven, and weird musical moments of the year

  • Music

    June 15, 2005

    Stop and Smell the Marketing

    Modern marketing at a party for the Wallflowers, where Jakob Dylan proves he's a nice guy

  • News

    February 16, 2005

    Welcome to the Valley

    Harmon Leon goes where porn is made!

  • Film

    February 9, 2005

    Just One Hitch

    Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  • News

    February 9, 2005

    Still They Ride

    A newly minted star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame offers an occasion to look back on the career of Journey. That's right, Journey.

  • Film

    October 6, 2004

    Voice Lessened

    There's not a lot of singing in Hilary Duff's new movie, but maybe that's a good thing

  • News

    July 7, 2004

    Don't Park There

    The Unwritten Rules of Parking in San Francisco

  • Film

    May 5, 2004

    City Limits

    If you're young and female, New York Minute is your movie

  • Music

    October 16, 2002

    SF Weekly Music Awards 2002

    A galaxy-spanning journey through space and sound!

  • Music

    February 20, 2002

    Fantasy Land

    Blectum From Blechdom's fractured electronic universe comes back together -- with a little help from the Olsen twins

  • Culture

    November 29, 2000

    Mamma Mia!

    Catherine Johnson's musical created out of Abba's songs

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