• Blogs

    August 16, 2011

    Daunte Culpepper Horrifies 49er Fans

    The Ghost of Excellent Quarterbacking Past...​The notion of Daunte Culpepper being offered a contract -- or even being remotely considered as quarterback material -- caused millions of sphincters to tighten among 49ers fans throughout the realm. "Has it come to this?" was likely the thought of man ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2010

    Daunte Culpepper Fulfills Destiny, Signs With Sacramento Mountain Lions Football Team

    ​Former star NFL quarterback Daunte Culpepper, having already fulfilled his karmic fate by playing for the Oakland Raiders, has now continued upon his predetermined sports destiny by inking a contract with the Sacramento Mountain Lions of the United Football League.

  • Film

    June 7, 2006

    The Long Goodbye

    Garrison Keillor's Prairie makes a fine pasture for Altman

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