Parenting

"The Rabbi's Cat": Richly Educational Animation

S.F. 's Most Lovable Twins Are in Good Hands Now

There's so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash, and for those of you who live in San Francisco, most of that money goes toward rent, burritos, and coffee. But today it seems San Franciscans opted for the regular burrito instead of the super so they could help out the city's celebrity twins, 85- ... More >>

Mother Tongue

"What to Expect When You're Expecting": Humanity's Horror

Facebook vs. Nursing Moms: Bay Area Breastfeeders Protest Deleted Photos

​You don't want to piss-off nursing mothers, who are already sleep-deprived. But Facebook is braving a fight with breastfeeding women who are joining a worldwide protest this morning, calling on the Bay Area company to stop deleting their nursing photos on Facebook. As we write, Bay Area mothers a ... More >>

Rad as in Radical and Rad as in Badical

S.F. Dating: Violence Higher for LGBT Teens

It needs to get better​A new survey of San Francisco Unified School District teens says gay middle school boys were more than four times as likely to report being assaulted by their intimate partners than straight boys were. Gay middle school girls, meanwhile, were three times as likely as straigh ... More >>

Put on Your Sunday Breast And Get On Board the Big Pink Bus

Apparently, other women's causes also like big pink buses. ​Today, the Department of Public Health spokeswoman sent out a press release with a warning: "No snickering." It turns out the Big Pink Bus will be pulling up to California Pacific Medical Center on Sunday at 3698 California St. No, Prince ... More >>

San Francisco's Ten Most Kid-Unfriendly Restaurants

​OpenTable put out a press release this week with a list of the 100 most kid-friendly restaurants in the United States, according to user reviews. Five are in San Francisco. How can we put this politely? They're not known for good food. We respect OpenTable for helping parents find restaurant ... More >>

"A Better Life": Illegal Immigrant Melodrama Too Sudsy By Half

Get Ready, Facebook: Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss Will See Another Day in Court

The Winklevii just love to litigate.​The Winklevoss twins, of Facebook history fame, have just delivered what is essentially a giant "JK" to the social networking site.Aaron Sorkin, we hope you're paying attention to this. By all accounts, Cameron and Tyler Winkelvoss, the identical twins who say ... More >>

Winklevoss Twins Decide to Stop Going After Mark Zuckerberg for More Money

Hollywood drama comes to an end​After an exhaustive and expensive legal battle with Facebook, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the infamous Harvard twins who claim Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg stole their idea for a social networking site, have decided to drop their most recent claim against their fo ... More >>

It’s a Family Affair

Humphry Slocombe Turns Terrible Two, Plans Drag Queen Bash at Truck

sanfranciscodays.comHumphry Slocombe is a toddler.​Humphry Slocombe is tumbling into the terrible twos, having just passed its second year mark. Best believe the boys behind this hot ice cream parlor will not just be sitting in the corner with a cone by way of celebration; instead, expect love ... More >>

Brittany Mae Smith, Missing Virginia 12-Year-Old, Safe in San Francisco

Brittany Mae Smith is currently safe with the city's child protective services​A 12-year-old girl whose mother was found dead in their native Virginia earlier this week turned up in San Francisco today. Brittany Mae Smith was spotted in a Richmond District store. Her mother's boyfriend, Jeffrey Sc ... More >>

Mom and Fops: The Troubling World of 'Yeth Yeth Yeth' Explained

Chadwick Donald Bidwell, Dee Kessler, and small infant human​In addition to their titles as frontmen of two of the Bay Area's best underhyped bands, Dee Kessler (Thee More Shallows) and Chadwick Donald Bidwell (Ral Partha Vogelbacher) -- known together as Fops -- can both claim the decidedly un-r ... More >>

Guardian Parrots Propaganda in Endorsement Issue

War is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. Vote YES, YES, YES on public power!​The San Francisco Bay Guardian's "How You Should Think" edition hit newsstands this morning. It's not surprising to see the Guardian inform its readers to do everything organized labor would wish of th ... More >>

I’m More Than One, I’m More Than Two ...

Mirkarimi's 'Baby Mama' Launches Mother of All Blogs

SF Weekly's proud Baby Mama of the Year now has a blog​Eliana Lopez, the Venezuelan soap star who gave birth to a son this year with Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi, launched a Spanish-language blog this month about motherhood named maminatural.  Its glamorous tagline: "Being a woman, bei ... More >>

Flipper Fight in Australia

Choice Flipper lines: "Hey man, feel the love" and "I'm not throwing temper tantrums." (Via [sf_indie])

Think of a Number

All Grown Up

Prop(8)aganda: The Bad, the Ugly and the Just Plain Weird

Street Fighting Woman

Sex Health Food for Thought

CJ7

Seinfeld Slapped With Defamation Suit Over Alleged 'Vegetable Plagiarism'

Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Weigh-Off: Now With Bigger, Uglier Squash

Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Weigh-Off: Now With Bigger, Uglier Squash

With These Cheese Puffs, I Thee Wed

Bloc Party

A Weekend in the City Vice Records

Mother’s Work

Some working moms face job discrimination, while others encounter barriers to success. They're all potential activists for the new grass-roots group, MomsRising.

Back on Track

No Kidding

Flawed but funny, Eric Coble's play is brighter in idea than execution

Best Movie Theater for Parents

Best Kids' Stuff

Shooting Stage

An intricate drama that explores the fine line between obscenity and art

Beautiful Child

An overwhelming play that shakes you in all the right ways

Dead or Alive

An entertaining mix of melodrama and kitsch, but does Monster speak to today's audience?

Kids' Gift Box

The Fantasticks

The longest-running play in American history gives off an unfresh odor

Best Children's Activities

Crissy Field Center

Mommy's Little Girl: On Sex, Motherhood, Porn, and Cherry Pie

Hard to imagine it, but Bright's latest book is boring

Celluloid Surf

The Red Vic hangs 10

Best Resource for Overwhelmed Parents

Parents Place

The Diary of a Teenage Girl

A voyeuristic look at the life of a 15-year-old girl growing up too fast in '70s S.F.

Best Place to Go After You've Had a Baby

Day One

Look Who's Talking

Two former nannies write a fictional tell-all

Full Court Fathers

They're young, poor, unmarried fathers -- but don't call them deadbeat dads. They want to be part of their kids' lives, and Oakland's Midnight Basketball League is helping them do it.

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