People plan parties around this stuff, so we assume you probably watched too. But just in case you didn't, here's a timeline of the 84th Academy Awards ceremony. They make it this long just to mess with us all, in case you didn't know...
Woody Allen is back from his European vacation. Next, he directs Larry David in N.Y.C. and Puccini for L.A. Opera.
Penélope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson join forces in Woody Allen's (winning!) latest.
The season of big budget bangs uses its brain
Gynocentric director returns with a lighthearted ghost story
An abundance of the best international cinema at the 2006 Telluride and Toronto film festivals
Nacho's funnier than Napoleon, which isn't sayin' much
Sahara has no reason to exist, until you see who made it
Activist meets hedonist in the romantic wartime drama Head in the Clouds
Bar hosts bee
Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?
Cameron Crowe takes Jerry Maguire on a dizzy trip through dreamland
The setting is the only real star in the cliché-ridden Captain Corelli's Mandolin
In Ted Demme's Blow, Johnny Depp summons an American snowstorm
Oh for the good old mythic cowboy life!
Woman on Top, from Brazil, suffers from terrible writing, marginal acting, lapses of logic, and smugness. Help!
2001: A Space Odyssey; Up the Down Staircase; The Blackboard Jungle