OWNCast of "Addicted to Food," a reality series that debuted last night on Oprah's TV network.Is Oprah your God? Have you made the move to her new home? OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network, has kept us all waiting for the original programming it promised. And though Kidnapped by the Kids may not b ... More >>
Lil Belieber Lil B has hoes on his dick because he looks like anyone you could possibly think of. Those of us with Internet addictions know this. But somehow, Justin Bieber has gone unmentioned by the Based God up until now. Which is downright shocking, when you think about it, since both artist ... More >>
Justin PageStay classy, San FranciscoWitness intimidation! Religious and sexual harassment! Bacteria-infested sandwiches! If that's the week it was, we're extra glad it's Friday. Also, time for a quiz: 1. Which of the following epithets did Assemblyman Tom Ammiano shout when Gov. Arnold Schwarzen ... More >>
Joe EskenaziGot lunch plans? Change 'em.Who are the patron saints of rummage book sales? So many to choose from -- but, then, there are so many saints. Leon Uris, James Michener, Tom Clancy, Tony Hillerman, Ed McBain, Robert Ludlum, Harold Robbins, the authors of Time-Life hardbacks (such as Reptile ... More >>
There is hope for you after all, and without bringing God into it.
The Stooges succumb to The Weirdness
Stale romantic comedy has neither romance nor comedy
How a once-proud San Francisco television station became ground zero in the nation's most controversial experiment in local TV news.
She posed as a man for a year and a half -- and her insights are surprisingly inspiring
Bouncer attends last week's SF Weekly Music Awards! Exposes self! Photos included!
Two young theater bunnies behind us discuss existentialism versus spiritualism
Advice From the Happy Hippopotamus|Ferocious Mopes
The Phone Booth: a place where hipsters, gay dudes, vegans, and music columnists can all get along
How to make the undecideds break for Kerry? Threaten to turn off Survivor and Friends reruns.
The Empire Strikes First
A solid production with fancy trimmings is undermined by a glib script
Dancing for our lives